Snot?? HELP!!

SmartWhatever
SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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Is snot making me fat? I walk 2 miles home after work every night and I have been wondering about something. Are there calories in snot?? Becuse my nose runs in this cold weather, and I think I may accidentally swallow some. Will this cause me to gain weight? Should I include it in my food diary?? Should I just blow snot rockets while walking?
Please, serious answers only. This is not a joke!

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  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    Only when you do your ZOMBIE challenge. Since that is the energy source for ZOMBIES. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
    *blinks* :huh:
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    i am sorry, i did laugh first.....
  • DrBroPHD
    DrBroPHD Posts: 245 Member
    do you swallow rooster snot?
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    had to come back, i am still giggling, ,,,,, and i am sober.
  • awdamm
    awdamm Posts: 375 Member
    i have seen ads for "Snot or gold" so essentially you could save your snot trade it for gold then trade you gold for cash!

    then you could maybe afford some tissues! :D
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Snot is very low in calories. I wouldn't worry at all about it, in fact you should be substituting other high calorie foods with snot, like syrup, honey, and even butter.


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  • lorib75
    lorib75 Posts: 490 Member
    Yes, there are 420 calories in each cup of snot you are eating. I would suggest an antihistamine prior to your walks. If you can't take one, then just walk around your living room for an hour. That should take care of the cold weather sniffles.
  • mcshoelovin22
    mcshoelovin22 Posts: 263 Member
    Snot is salty and may be high in sodium
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    In this case, just to be safe...Blow not swallow.

    You're snot doing it right otherwise.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    i have seen ads for "Snot or gold" so essentially you could save your snot trade it for gold then trade you gold for cash!

    then you could maybe afford some tissues! :D

    oohh!! do you have the number for this place??
  • marie_eve_78
    marie_eve_78 Posts: 72 Member
    Let's say, for the sake of argument, I thought you were serious, which I don't. ;)

    Comes out of one part of your body and back in another part. Balances itself out. ;)

    And... ew!
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    In this case, just to be safe...Blow not swallow.

    You're snot doing it right otherwise.


    Ah!! Blow before swallowing!!I was Confused!!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Is snot making me fat? I walk 2 miles home after work every night and I have been wondering about something. Are there calories in snot?? Becuse my nose runs in this cold weather, and I think I may accidentally swallow some. Will this cause me to gain weight? Should I include it in my food diary?? Should I just blow snot rockets while walking?
    Please, serious answers only. This is not a joke!

    Makes total sense.

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  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    In this case, just to be safe...Blow not swallow.

    You're snot doing it right otherwise.


    Ah!! Blow before swallowing!!I was Confused!!

    Don't confuse the blow <with the kind associated with hookers>! <I know absolutely positively nothing about anything of the sort>

    Have a tissue...or a sleeve...whatever

    And if I catch a cold from this thread and get fat, I'm gonna be pissed :angry:
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
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    I'm getting ready for lunch...That is just so wrong.

    Or should I be thanking you for the diet aid?
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    I'm getting ready for lunch...That is just so wrong.

    Or should I be thanking you for the diet aid?

    As long as youre not having jello you should be fine.
  • Moonladee
    Moonladee Posts: 77 Member
    LMAO!!! --- Sorry...sorry... ***Clearing throat and treating this VERY seriously**** My sweet friend... I am sorry to say, yes.. you are at risk here... I will agree with Alicia.. blow and not swallow..

    The only thing worse then swallowing FATTENING snot is Smoking... But we ALL know that!! Right?! Right?

    :flowerforyou: :wink: :flowerforyou: :heart:
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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  • awdamm
    awdamm Posts: 375 Member
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  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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