Neo-Paleo diet?

BurtHuttz
BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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Has anyone heard of the neo-paleo diet? I was at my CrossFit gym today and heard some dudes talking about it; I wanted to ask but they seemed really intent on their conversation.

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  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    i think you only eat carbs after 7pm.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Other than that it's just like the normal paleo diet?
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    let me google that for you..

    http://www.vicchi.org/2010/12/02/paleo-vs-neo-a-final-word-plus-a-helpful-venn-diagram/
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    It doesn't even have to do with food??
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    You shave your head and only eat blue food.
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    Well its like this...you still club a girl over the head and drag her by the hair but it is into your van or abandoned warehouse instead of the cave. That's all i've heard about it.
  • johnjkkelly
    johnjkkelly Posts: 65
    You shave your head and only eat blue food.
    add colloidal silver to your diet, it should help
  • Nissi51
    Nissi51 Posts: 381 Member
    Well its like this...you still club a girl over the head and drag her by the hair but it is into your van or abandoned warehouse instead of the cave. That's all i've heard about it.


    BaAhaaaaa!!!!
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    let me google that for you..

    http://www.vicchi.org/2010/12/02/paleo-vs-neo-a-final-word-plus-a-helpful-venn-diagram/

    Damn it I was busy leaving it to my imagination tumblr_m3bkvzznGd1ql0j5v.jpg
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJ9wCWwoo3TIswbiXHvRCeBkfQWENbFSdjF_Lwk9G0yGrAWhIP
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Um, it's not for YOU. You can't eat cereal out of your belly button on that one. :wink:
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    let me google that for you..

    http://www.vicchi.org/2010/12/02/paleo-vs-neo-a-final-word-plus-a-helpful-venn-diagram/

    Damn it I was busy leaving it to my imagination tumblr_m3bkvzznGd1ql0j5v.jpg
    The Matrix meets Caveman? :laugh:
    what-if-i-am-actually-a-caveman-and-i-am-just-dreaming-about-the-distant-future.jpg
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Um, it's not for YOU. You can't eat cereal out of your belly button on that one. :wink:

    What if it's like unprocessed whole grain whatever?
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Um, it's not for YOU. You can't eat cereal out of your belly button on that one. :wink:

    What if it's like unprocessed whole grain whatever?

    Like a seed or nut? That would be fine.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    what-if-i-am-actually-a-caveman-and-i-am-just-dreaming-about-the-distant-future.jpg
    lol to perfect!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Well its like this...you still club a girl over the head and drag her by the hair but it is into your van or abandoned warehouse instead of the cave. That's all i've heard about it.

    You sound like you've had some experience with this....:laugh: :laugh: :tongue:
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Just like any other diet, it consists of eathing anything you want, but calling it a cheat meal.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Has anyone heard of the neo-paleo diet? I was at my CrossFit gym today and heard some dudes talking about it; I wanted to ask but they seemed really intent on their conversation.

    OMG!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Um, it's not for YOU. You can't eat cereal out of your belly button on that one. :wink:

    Bahahahahahah!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Has anyone heard of the neo-paleo diet? I was at my CrossFit gym today and heard some dudes talking about it; I wanted to ask but they seemed really intent on their conversation.

    But seriously... Isn't that the diet you can only eat by hunter gatherer methods. I don't mean going to the store and buying the stoff the cavemen had available. You really need to make your own stone tools, and bring down your own deer to gather the sinews to make longer adn stronger stone tools with which to hunt mountain lions for food and clothing. Dig up a few tubers and such for some carbs, and then you are set.
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
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