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Strange bump on my lady bits

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  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    Probably just a zit.



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  • Posts: 2,564 Member
    Stubble?
  • Posts: 4,142 Member
    Mulva?

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  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    Post a pic...trust me, I'm a Doctor.

    Damn. I was gonna use that one.
  • Posts: 1,311 Member
    Need more gifs.

    @OP it's prob just an ingrown hair, unless you don't usually keep the area groomed and 1970's porn it style instead. I don't suggest webmd because every time I visit that site I'm convinced I'm dying.
  • Posts: 6,256 Member

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.
  • ewh.
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    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!
  • Posts: 711 Member

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    Use the "stranger" technique! It works. It feels like someone else is doing it!
  • Posts: 2,096 Member
    Is it orange? Stop eating cheetos naked sitting in a bean bag chair.
  • Posts: 6,256 Member

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    OP. Do you need me to pop this for you?
  • Posts: 3,685 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?

    Ok I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing!!!!!!! I move to next page and come back and I am still rolling!!!!! :laugh:
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    You only use one hand???:noway:

    CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP!!!! I am on a teleconfernce and can't stop laughing!!! Thank God for Mute button!!!! :laugh:
  • Posts: 3,436 Member
    Somewhere down the road if you get breast cancer this thread will be kinda funny in an ironic kinda way. You would be like sitting with a bunch of other ladies after chemo and then you would chuckle, and they would ask what's funny and you would be like I predicted this back when my girls were bouncy. And they would laugh with you about the whole thing, and one of the ladies would even laugh so hard she would cough blood cause her body is so weak and can't handle full body hearty laughter anymore, which makes the situation that much funnier. Tee hee!
  • Posts: 1,328 Member
    Ok I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing!!!!!!! I move to next page and come back and I am still rolling!!!!! :laugh:
    I feel so full of #WIN right now...
  • Posts: 624 Member
    don't post that sutff here. seriously
  • Did you go with any dirty boys??
  • Posts: 880 Member

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:
  • Posts: 2,186 Member
    Just break up.

    :explode:
  • Posts: 880 Member
    I feel so full of #WIN right now...


    dude, share the WIN...I totally helped
  • Posts: 1,306 Member
    I'm not a doctor, but I play one on MFP.

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    ....Tee hee!

    Oh. Phew!
  • Posts: 6,256 Member


    Why are you using two?:huh:

    It's a patented secret.
  • Posts: 880 Member

    It's a patented secret.


    You can tell me... seriously, everybody, close your eyes he's gonna tell me...
  • Posts: 340 Member
    take it to WebMD. Or better yet your doctor.
    yikes- bad idea... that's how people become convinced they have tumors... could be as simple as an ingrown hair....or it could be a tumor.... talk to your doc!
  • Posts: 340 Member
    Did you go with any dirty boys??
    are the others worth your time??
  • Posts: 340 Member
    he's a French model...
    ooh la la
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    yikes- bad idea... that's how people become convinced they have tumors... could be as simple as an ingrown hair....or it could be a tumor.... talk to your doc!

    must say it in an ARNOLD voice.... you know, Kindergarten Cop?? :huh:
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    G Warts?
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