Strange bump on my lady bits

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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Probably just a zit.



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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Stubble?
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    There's a name for it. Rhymes with Delores (At least thats what seinfeld says)
    Mulva?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Post a pic...trust me, I'm a Doctor.

    Damn. I was gonna use that one.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Need more gifs.

    @OP it's prob just an ingrown hair, unless you don't usually keep the area groomed and 1970's porn it style instead. I don't suggest webmd because every time I visit that site I'm convinced I'm dying.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.
  • ewh.
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    Use the "stranger" technique! It works. It feels like someone else is doing it!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Is it orange? Stop eating cheetos naked sitting in a bean bag chair.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    OP. Do you need me to pop this for you?
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?

    Ok I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing!!!!!!! I move to next page and come back and I am still rolling!!!!! :laugh:
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:

    CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP!!!! I am on a teleconfernce and can't stop laughing!!! Thank God for Mute button!!!! :laugh:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Somewhere down the road if you get breast cancer this thread will be kinda funny in an ironic kinda way. You would be like sitting with a bunch of other ladies after chemo and then you would chuckle, and they would ask what's funny and you would be like I predicted this back when my girls were bouncy. And they would laugh with you about the whole thing, and one of the ladies would even laugh so hard she would cough blood cause her body is so weak and can't handle full body hearty laughter anymore, which makes the situation that much funnier. Tee hee!
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?
    Ok I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing!!!!!!! I move to next page and come back and I am still rolling!!!!! :laugh:
    I feel so full of #WIN right now...
  • Nutella91
    Nutella91 Posts: 624 Member
    don't post that sutff here. seriously
  • Did you go with any dirty boys??
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Just break up.

    :explode:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?
    Ok I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing!!!!!!! I move to next page and come back and I am still rolling!!!!! :laugh:
    I feel so full of #WIN right now...


    dude, share the WIN...I totally helped
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    I'm not a doctor, but I play one on MFP.

    :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    ....Tee hee!

    Oh. Phew!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:

    It's a patented secret.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:

    It's a patented secret.


    You can tell me... seriously, everybody, close your eyes he's gonna tell me...
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    take it to WebMD. Or better yet your doctor.
    yikes- bad idea... that's how people become convinced they have tumors... could be as simple as an ingrown hair....or it could be a tumor.... talk to your doc!
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    Did you go with any dirty boys??
    are the others worth your time??
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    I'm not certain if this thread is real or not. But its funny.
    It's on the Internet, therefore....
    he's a French model...
    ooh la la
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    take it to WebMD. Or better yet your doctor.
    yikes- bad idea... that's how people become convinced they have tumors... could be as simple as an ingrown hair....or it could be a tumor.... talk to your doc!

    must say it in an ARNOLD voice.... you know, Kindergarten Cop?? :huh:
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
    G Warts?