Pickup line for the person above you game!

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  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    see this finger? it's for you lol
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    What's 8" long, rock hard, and full of man-batter? The sock under my bed, wanna see?
  • rushikareddy
    rushikareddy Posts: 604 Member
    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute !
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

    You bet, I have been saving it for the hottest woman I have ever seen!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute !

    Are there other people in here other than you and me? Sorry, didn't notice....
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute !

    That's a very dangerous, loaded question to answer :D
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    @Tanya Great legs..what time do they open?
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    @Tanya Great legs..what time do they open?

    "Thank you but entrance is by invitation only and I doubt you will ever get one." :)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    @Tanya Great legs..what time do they open?

    "Thank you but entrance is by invitation only and I doubt you will ever get one." :)

    Ouch baby! (in my best Austin Powers voice)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    @Tanya -

    Is your last name Gillette, because you are the best a man can get....
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    @Harvo
    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

    @Tanya
    hiii,...... Tee hee
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Vlly
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    Speaking of prime rib... LOL

    Whats your favorite color? (Color) .... Sweet thats mine too
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    Hi, sorry to bother you but have you seen my congressional medal of honor lying about?
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    Hi, sorry to bother you but have you seen my congressional medal of honor lying about?

    NICE!!
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    @tanya nice curves haha.. i didnt know what else to say.. since ur a girl
  • weelousmurf
    weelousmurf Posts: 37
    Hey......I just met you and this is crazy.....but here's my number so uh............
  • kellys_toy
    kellys_toy Posts: 86
    How about you come and sit in my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up :)
  • ISABELCOADY55
    ISABELCOADY55 Posts: 113 Member
    you must be an award winning dead fish, because I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
  • BowaBowa
    BowaBowa Posts: 162
    @isabel, What's that in your eye? Oh just a twinkle =]
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    Your daddy musta been a terrorist, 'cause your body is da bomb!
  • LeeroyJenkins04
    LeeroyJenkins04 Posts: 37
    If i said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
  • minimizer13
    minimizer13 Posts: 13
    grab your coat...youve pulled!
  • Derpina7
    Derpina7 Posts: 552 Member
    Good thing I brought my library card - cuz I'm checkin you out
  • sudowpa2
    sudowpa2 Posts: 70
    Were your parents brother and sister Cause you surrrreee are special.
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in 'em.
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    Excuse me sir take off your pants and jacket...

    Another no homo but i keep getting guys lol
  • sudowpa2
    sudowpa2 Posts: 70
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

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