Strange bump on my lady bits

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  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
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    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?
    Ok I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing!!!!!!! I move to next page and come back and I am still rolling!!!!! :laugh:
    I feel so full of #WIN right now...


    dude, share the WIN...I totally helped
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
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    I'm not a doctor, but I play one on MFP.

    :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    ....Tee hee!

    Oh. Phew!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:

    It's a patented secret.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
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    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:

    It's a patented secret.


    You can tell me... seriously, everybody, close your eyes he's gonna tell me...
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    take it to WebMD. Or better yet your doctor.
    yikes- bad idea... that's how people become convinced they have tumors... could be as simple as an ingrown hair....or it could be a tumor.... talk to your doc!
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    Did you go with any dirty boys??
    are the others worth your time??
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    I'm not certain if this thread is real or not. But its funny.
    It's on the Internet, therefore....
    he's a French model...
    ooh la la
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
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    take it to WebMD. Or better yet your doctor.
    yikes- bad idea... that's how people become convinced they have tumors... could be as simple as an ingrown hair....or it could be a tumor.... talk to your doc!

    must say it in an ARNOLD voice.... you know, Kindergarten Cop?? :huh:
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
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    G Warts?
  • umachanxo
    umachanxo Posts: 926 Member
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    Go to your doctor. No one on these forums is going to be able to tell you for sure what it is.
  • davidpearly
    davidpearly Posts: 177 Member
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    Go to your doctor. No one on these forums is going to be able to tell you for sure what it is.

    especially without pics
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:

    It's a patented secret.


    You can tell me... seriously, everybody, close your eyes he's gonna tell me...

    I'll just have to show you. It's hard to explain!
  • babyskunkles
    babyskunkles Posts: 86 Member
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    It's sexually transmitted I'm sure.
  • IronHutch
    IronHutch Posts: 449 Member
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    It's called a *kitten*. Rub it. Now try to stop rubbing it. Can't, can you?


    THIS was hilarious!!!:laugh:

    Couldn't stop, could you?

    LOOK...I could stop anytime I WANT to...seriously

    If your hand gets tired, I'll take over. Just to give you a break. I wouldn't want you to get carpel tunnel or something.

    If your hand gets tired, you just switch hands! Sheesh!

    You only use one hand???:noway:


    Why are you using two?:huh:

    It's a patented secret.


    You can tell me... seriously, everybody, close your eyes he's gonna tell me...

    I'll just have to show you. It's hard to explain!

    The man in the boat paddles on both sides...
  • Micahroni84
    Micahroni84 Posts: 452 Member
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    windex should clear that up. Alternative? Amputation.
  • ChelseaYepThatsMe
    ChelseaYepThatsMe Posts: 457
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    Why would you want to tell the world this?
  • freshvl
    freshvl Posts: 422 Member
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    pretty sure it's another life form growing under your skin, if left to grow it will one day take over your body, best to kill yourself
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Cause for concern?

    Do you shave? It could be an ingrown hair. (hopefully, or a sweat bump) If it's still there in a few days or gets bigger, then definitely head to the doctor.
  • CarlieeBear
    CarlieeBear Posts: 325 Member
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    Send me pics, I'm a expert
    Think you should listen to this one. The abs alone make him an expert at something.

    Why did I read expert as pervert?

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