"Too Hot" NSV

PopCorn_Said
PopCorn_Said Posts: 119
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So, a few months ago I dated this guy for a wee while... nothing serious. He was a bit of an a-hole and I wasn't crazy about his attitude so we stopped seeing each other.
On Monday, I ran into him and his friends at the beach and he said this to me: "Now you get hot?!?"... Ten thousand things rushed to my mind (burying his head on the sand, kicking his teeth off... that kind of things). But I just smiled and said "I was always hot, but your head is too far up your bum to notice... and now you have an audience".

Maybe I am "hotter" now than I used to be... I have been working out and eating better (and less).... My NSV is more of the attitude sort.

:bigsmile:
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  • raqufern
    raqufern Posts: 794 Member
    LMAO I would have loved to see his face!!! You go girl! Show him what he lost!
  • mbreed75
    mbreed75 Posts: 125 Member
    Great story!
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    BRAVO. What a bunghole.
  • autopilot_on
    autopilot_on Posts: 388
    That is an AWESOME response. Well spoken! I can never think of those witty, controlled responses when I want to. Well done!
  • PopCorn_Said
    PopCorn_Said Posts: 119
    That is an AWESOME response. Well spoken! I can never think of those witty, controlled responses when I want to. Well done!

    Me neither!! I always curse of say something mean... but this time, I just had to shut his mouth! haha
  • llmcconnell
    llmcconnell Posts: 344 Member
    Well said of you :) did he say anything back?
  • PopCorn_Said
    PopCorn_Said Posts: 119
    Well said of you :) did he say anything back?

    He sort of made a sound with his nose... and mumble something about me being fat... but I had already started walking by then I was not about to turn around. My wittiness had already left me and I was ready to kick his groin...
  • xSassy71x
    xSassy71x Posts: 32 Member
    lol thats awesume!!! You go girl!
  • wigglypeaches
    wigglypeaches Posts: 146 Member
    Well said of you :) did he say anything back?

    He sort of made a sound with his nose... and mumble something about me being fat... but I had already started walking by then I was not about to turn around. My wittiness had already left me and I was ready to kick his groin...

    You wouldn't happen to be a Kravist, would you?

    Also, thank you for genuinely making me laugh. I admire your self respect. He doesn't deserve you - but you already know that. :laugh:
  • retiree2006
    retiree2006 Posts: 951 Member
    Perfect response and no reaction from you to his "snort" was the best. He's the biggest loser! :laugh:
  • PopCorn_Said
    PopCorn_Said Posts: 119
    You guys make me feel even better!!
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Brava
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    That is an AWESOME response. Well spoken! I can never think of those witty, controlled responses when I want to. Well done!

    HAHAHA ^^^This!!!

    I love your awesome witty response! It was perfect!
    And you KNOW he watched you walk away... :laugh:
  • sccjammin
    sccjammin Posts: 50 Member
    That is awesome!
  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
    that is freakin awesome. He couldn't handle your hottness :)
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Love it! Good for you and congrats :drinker:
  • bugs5697
    bugs5697 Posts: 85
    This post made my day!
    Congratulations on keeping cool with that d*checoptor and his entourage. And on your success!!

    clap clap clap clap clap
  • MLibby84
    MLibby84 Posts: 87
    Good for you! sounds like a jerk anyway :)
  • wimeezer
    wimeezer Posts: 404 Member
    Well done you!! That is definitely a mind shift and you should be proud of yourself.

    Brava for the perfect come-back....I can't think that fast when I'm shocked.

    Just imagining his face as he watched you walk away..... ;)
  • Tuala42
    Tuala42 Posts: 274 Member
    Awesome story. You deserve better!!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    bite_lip_sexily.gif
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    That was an awesome response!
  • Colleen118
    Colleen118 Posts: 491 Member
    My Ex has gotten quite portly in our years, as I did. Though when we were together I was a healthy weight. The last time I saw him wasn't long into the start of my change. He keeps hearing about my loss from our kids but neither he nor his new "too good for herself" wife have actually seen me to know... until our son was in a car wreck Monday. (Son is fine.. he has broken pride and a broken car, but the irreplaceable kid is safe) When the ex and his new not so little lady arrive their eyes almost popped out of their heads when they saw me :noway:. He kept staring :smokin: and she kept glaring :grumble: . It was awesome :glasses: ! LOL

    Edited to say I would NEVER take him back... but it was rather funny to see their faces in the middle of them rushing in I turned around and they literally paused for a second
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Oh SNAP! Nothing is as satisfying as a well timed comeback! Good for you, and clearly his loss :-D
  • Rogiefreida
    Rogiefreida Posts: 567 Member
    this is a great NSV. Possibly one of my favorites.

    That guy sounds like an a-hole.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    bite_lip_sexily.gif

    I think that this is an appopraite response for all the threads....
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    I think that if he said something that rude, he deserved the kick. But that is just me. Your words were probably punishing enough.
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    Awesome NSV and even more awesome comeback to his malarkey! You rock!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Nize! lol.
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
    That is too funny...so many guys and some girls become *kitten* and don't know what they had. Good for you, for making yourself even Hotter!!!

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