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__RANDY__
__RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
edited January 14 in Chit-Chat
What's the best bit of "bro science" you've heard.

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Milk makes you fat
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    yesterday in a facebook argument I got into.. Dude said he gained muscle while losing fat at the same time, because the BMI reader on his scale proved it. *head2desk*
  • All_Out_Attack
    All_Out_Attack Posts: 63
    Protein makes you bulky.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Milk makes you fat

    I thought it was only breast milk that made you fat.
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    Milk makes you fat

    I thought it was only breast milk that made you fat.

    So I should stop drinking breast milk?
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Working abs at high reps :laugh:
  • Game8
    Game8 Posts: 442
    Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Milk makes you fat

    I thought it was only breast milk that made you fat.

    So I should stop drinking breast milk?

    You can drink it, just go take a piss within 30 minutes of drinking.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Breakfast to jump start metabolism, small meals every 3 hours, no eating at night, and protein immediately after workout to avoid missing the anabolic window.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    The term "bro science"
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains

    Fo'real?!? I hope that was a home workout and not down the gym!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    What's the best bit of "bro science" you've heard.

    Transubstantiation
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    What's the best bit of "bro science" you've heard.

    Transubstantiation

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  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
    Milk makes you fat

    a coworker told me this today actually
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains

    Damn the luck for being a girl :grumble:
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    Crabs are bad for you...
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    yesterday in a facebook argument I got into.. Dude said he gained muscle while losing fat at the same time, because the BMI reader on his scale proved it. *head2desk*

    While the evidence he had to back him up was pretty poor, it's far from impossible. In fact, I know quite a few people who have managed to stay away from the bulk/cut cycles, and have done just fine at adding muscle.

    inb4geneticsexcuse
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    Crabs are bad for you...

    Just get yourself down to the clinic - there's a cream for that!
  • All_Out_Attack
    All_Out_Attack Posts: 63
    Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains

    What! I'm going to start telling all the guys in the gym this one!
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    here is some bro science i made up myself.

    'if i only eat things that are no more than 10% fat, by extension, my body fat will never be more than 10%"

    and now im here :D
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