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    Posts: 1,036 Member
    edited January 14 in Chit-Chat
    What's the best bit of "bro science" you've heard.

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      Milk makes you fat
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      yesterday in a facebook argument I got into.. Dude said he gained muscle while losing fat at the same time, because the BMI reader on his scale proved it. *head2desk*
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      Protein makes you bulky.
    • Posts: 1,483 Member
      Milk makes you fat

      I thought it was only breast milk that made you fat.
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      I thought it was only breast milk that made you fat.

      So I should stop drinking breast milk?
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      Working abs at high reps :laugh:
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      Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains
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      So I should stop drinking breast milk?

      You can drink it, just go take a piss within 30 minutes of drinking.
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      Breakfast to jump start metabolism, small meals every 3 hours, no eating at night, and protein immediately after workout to avoid missing the anabolic window.
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      The term "bro science"
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      Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains

      Fo'real?!? I hope that was a home workout and not down the gym!
    • Posts: 2,208 Member
      What's the best bit of "bro science" you've heard.

      Transubstantiation
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      Transubstantiation

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    • Posts: 1,036 Member
      Milk makes you fat

      a coworker told me this today actually
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      Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains

      Damn the luck for being a girl :grumble:
    • Posts: 2,917 Member
      Crabs are bad for you...
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      yesterday in a facebook argument I got into.. Dude said he gained muscle while losing fat at the same time, because the BMI reader on his scale proved it. *head2desk*

      While the evidence he had to back him up was pretty poor, it's far from impossible. In fact, I know quite a few people who have managed to stay away from the bulk/cut cycles, and have done just fine at adding muscle.

      inb4geneticsexcuse
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      Crabs are bad for you...

      Just get yourself down to the clinic - there's a cream for that!
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      Working out with a boner will increase testosterone levels in the blood and help with your gains

      What! I'm going to start telling all the guys in the gym this one!
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
      here is some bro science i made up myself.

      'if i only eat things that are no more than 10% fat, by extension, my body fat will never be more than 10%"

      and now im here :D
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