Non-Scale PantslessFAIL
squirrelzzrule22
Posts: 640 Member
Lately, I've been trying to squeeze squats into my day as much as humanly possible. Really trying to lift that booty, ya know? So whenever I have 5 minutes I grab my little 8 pounders in my bedroom and do a bunch of squats, usually while watching tv or something. (I KNOW that's not a lot of weight, don't get on my case. Plus anyone who says 8lbs can't be mighty has clearly never tried to clip my cat's claws. 8lbs of fury!)
So last night I put on my PJs which for me is underwear and a loose teeshirt. Grab my weights, put a show on my laptop and start squatting!! I live in a highrise that is U-shaped, so there are numerous apartments that look into mine, but I always keep my curtains closed. So I'm in there, rattling off these squats, doing them real slow, perfect form, pushing that booty out, so pleased with myself and feeling the burn.... annnnd after about 15 minutes of pantsless squatting I turn around to see I had left my curtains WIDE OPEN (something I NEVER DO) and just gave the busy urban world outside my window QUITE THE VIEW of my undies-clad, squatting *kitten*. Literally just shoved it in their face. I scampered behind a dresser than crawled on the floor to close them.
The victory? Well, at least no one reported an epileptic walrus in Apt. 304.
So last night I put on my PJs which for me is underwear and a loose teeshirt. Grab my weights, put a show on my laptop and start squatting!! I live in a highrise that is U-shaped, so there are numerous apartments that look into mine, but I always keep my curtains closed. So I'm in there, rattling off these squats, doing them real slow, perfect form, pushing that booty out, so pleased with myself and feeling the burn.... annnnd after about 15 minutes of pantsless squatting I turn around to see I had left my curtains WIDE OPEN (something I NEVER DO) and just gave the busy urban world outside my window QUITE THE VIEW of my undies-clad, squatting *kitten*. Literally just shoved it in their face. I scampered behind a dresser than crawled on the floor to close them.
The victory? Well, at least no one reported an epileptic walrus in Apt. 304.
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LMAO.0
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love that you crawled on the floor to close the curtains...after you'd already been exposed....shutting the barn door after the fire so to speak...thank you for sharing :laugh:0
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Oh well done and thanks for sharing LOL!!0
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Thanks for the laugh. Really needed it today. Good for you though.0
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Oh my goodness! Thanks for posting. I really needed a laugh this morning! Nothing like showing it off to the world. :laugh:0
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Laughing!!!!!!!!!! Very funny. Could have been worse! Thanks for the giggle.0
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Great laugh..thanks! Keep up the great work.:flowerforyou:0
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LMBO!!! That is too funny! :laugh:0
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haha!!0
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