ASK THE WOLF to Solve Your Dilemmas
Lone_Wolf70
Posts: 2,820 Member
You know you need advice....its just....youve come to the wrong place....but lets have fun and I will try not to give you improper medical advice...or I will, I have no idea.
Lets play.
Lets play.
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Dear Wolf: My a** isn't as hot as it was 10 years ago. Can you fix that for me?0
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Dear Wolf...What do I ask you if I already know it all?0
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Dear Wolf: My a** isn't as hot as it was 10 years ago. Can you fix that for me?
I can, just get azz implants. Working out is a waste of time.0 -
Dear Wolf...What do I ask you if I already know it all?
Well u can at least stop asking for my digits. Sheesh.0 -
The always rare PM question from CENSORED_CENSORED
Why wont my husband have "relations" with me?
This comes up often, but the answer must be at least one of the following;
His Johnson doesnt work
He's cheating on u and feels guilty about cheating on his gf with you (ouch that hurts)
he thinks your ugly (actually thats not much better)
He's gay (u should get tested.)0 -
Wolfie, I don't know what medical question to ask. I'm quite a walking medical encyclopedia.0
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Wolfie, I don't know what medical question to ask. I'm quite a walking medical encyclopedia.
You must be sad, since people dont use enclycopedias anymore.0 -
Why is your name LONE wolf when you're a collector?0
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Wolfie, I don't know what medical question to ask. I'm quite a walking medical encyclopedia.
You must be sad, since people dont use enclycopedias anymore.
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:0 -
Wolfie, I don't know what medical question to ask. I'm quite a walking medical encyclopedia.
You must be sad, since people dont use enclycopedias anymore.
Best answer EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Why is your name LONE wolf when you're a collector?
Because when I sneak out at 2am....im alone.0 -
Dear Wolf,
Sometimes I feel like running at people and Steam Rolling them...Is this normal?0 -
Why does it hurt when I pee?0
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Dear Wolf,
Sometimes I feel like running at people and Steam Rolling them...Is this normal?
Actually, no....it would be more normal to see people and feel like giving them a Cleveland Steamer.0 -
Why does it hurt when I pee?
YOu have a uriniary tract infection. Do you spend alot of time at Navy bars?0 -
Dear Wolf,
Sometimes I feel like running at people and Steam Rolling them...Is this normal?
Actually, no....it would be more normal to see people and feel like giving them a Cleveland Steamer.
Genius!!!!!!0 -
If 6 billion people jump at the exact same second, on February 22nd (taking wind resistance, gravity, and the Coriolis Effect into account), how far in what direction will the Earth move, and at what speed?0
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Dear Wolf,
Sometimes I feel like running at people and Steam Rolling them...Is this normal?
Steamroller, eh?!
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If 6 billion people jump at the exact same second, on February 22nd (taking wind resistance, gravity, and the Coriolis Effect into account), how far in what direction will the Earth move, and at what speed?
Since that is my regularly scheduled day to hold up the earth, I would twirl it on my finger like a basketball and everyone would fall down.0 -
I just deleted a stupid guy from Facebook and my phone. Should I feel bad?0
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Wolfie, I don't know what medical question to ask. I'm quite a walking medical encyclopedia.
You must be sad, since people dont use
You win for this answer0 -
I just deleted a stupid guy from Facebook and my phone. Should I feel bad?
If that pic is really you and you're a cross dresser I would agree...that guy is stupid...for not having realized it.0 -
Dear Wolf:
When I go out places and there are children running around I have the incredible urge to trip them or just knock them over. What should I do?0 -
Dear Wolf:
When I go out places and there are children running around I have the incredible urge to trip them or just knock them over. What should I do?
If theyre fat kids trip them and knock them over. Weeble Wobble style, yo0 -
Dear Wolf: I am over my nagging cough that was not the flu but still an annoyance. One thing I am not over is the fact that during one particularly lengthy and violent coughing fit I pee'd a little. What can you tell me about that?0
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Dear Wolf: I am over my nagging cough that was not the flu but still an annoyance. One thing I am not over is the fact that during one particularly lengthy and violent coughing fit I pee'd a little. What can you tell me about that?
If it was the good kind of 'pee' thats called a "Coughgasm"...if it was the bad kind of pee, id ask....do u spend alot of time at Navy bars like some of my other patients?0 -
Dear Wolf:
When I go out places and there are children running around I have the incredible urge to trip them or just knock them over. What should I do?
If theyre fat kids trip them and knock them over. Weeble Wobble style, yo0 -
Dear Wolf:
When I go out places and there are children running around I have the incredible urge to trip them or just knock them over. What should I do?
If theyre fat kids trip them and knock them over. Weeble Wobble style, yo
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The woman who did my Brazilian was really hot, and I'm pretty sure she could tell I thought so. I've scheduled my next appointment with her- should I just tell her pain turns me on, or confess that I want to use her like a hand-puppet?0
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The woman who did my Brazilian was really hot, and I'm pretty sure she could tell I thought so. I've scheduled my next appointment with her- should I just tell her pain turns me on, or confess that I want to use her like a hand-puppet?
Step one is that you want to CENSORED and then twist it to a CENSORED and then if you can still breathe you may want to try an inverted CENDORED. But becareful, you dont want to burn yourself....oh wait maybe you do...so bring ice just in case.0
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