ASK THE WOLF to Solve Your Dilemmas
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Dear Wolf: How many times can I have an x rated dream feat. johnny knoxville before I become concerned and think i need therapy?0
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What is the current world record for consecutive orgasms brought on by oral performed on women?0
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Dear Wolf: How many times can I have an x rated dream feat. johnny knoxville before I become concerned and think i need therapy?
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What is the current world record for consecutive orgasms brought on by oral performed on women?
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A question has been plaguing me for years - who would win in a fight, Batman or Wolverine?
Help me, Lone_Wolf70 - you're my only hope.0 -
Lonewolf, why don't I have any friends?0
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A question has been plaguing me for years - who would win in a fight, Batman or Wolverine?
Help me, Lone_Wolf70 - you're my only hope.
Really? Is this a question? Now, I am partial to the Lycan family, but my unbiased answer is of course WOlverine. Hell, Batman could only even beat Aquaman if the battle was on land. Shark repellent wouldnt help him there.0 -
<----chopped liver.Lonewolf, why don't I have any friends?0
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Lonewolf, why don't I have any friends?
according to your profile you have 44 friends, so maybe math is an issue. If its in real life, I would suggest brushing your teeth and using deoderant.0 -
Wolfie-can you please tell me why when I burn over 3000 calories a week I don't lose a muutheer fuucking pound? Thank you.0
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Wolfie-can you please tell me why when I burn over 3000 calories a week I don't lose a muutheer fuucking pound? Thank you.
Well the real answer is, what are you netting per week and what is your protein ratio? How clean are you eating.
The other answer is CENSORED CENSORED and then jump up and CENSORED and you should be fine. A bit tired and probably bitten and bruised, but time heals all wounds.0 -
WHOA, wtf, I get relegated to page two? Not cool! lol0
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Wolfie-can you please tell me why when I burn over 3000 calories a week I don't lose a muutheer fuucking pound? Thank you.
Well the real answer is, what are you netting per week and what is your protein ratio? How clean are you eating.
The other answer is CENSORED CENSORED and then jump up and CENSORED and you should be fine. A bit tired and probably bitten and bruised, but time heals all wounds.
Sound advice as always! I eat very clean becasue all the wine I drink cleanses me.0 -
Dear Wolfie - How come everytime I get home from work or anywhere for that matter I have to pee? I'm constantly having to do the potty dance trying to unlock the door praying that I will make it to the bathroom.0
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Wolfie-can you please tell me why when I burn over 3000 calories a week I don't lose a muutheer fuucking pound? Thank you.
Well the real answer is, what are you netting per week and what is your protein ratio? How clean are you eating.
The other answer is CENSORED CENSORED and then jump up and CENSORED and you should be fine. A bit tired and probably bitten and bruised, but time heals all wounds.
Sound advice as always! I eat very clean becasue all the wine I drink cleanses me.
Empty calories!0 -
Dear Wolfie - How come everytime I get home from work or anywhere for that matter I have to pee? I'm constantly having to do the potty dance trying to unlock the door praying that I will make it to the bathroom.
Cocaine and meth will do that to you. Just cut back to one gram a day.0 -
Dear Wolfie - How come everytime I get home from work or anywhere for that matter I have to pee? I'm constantly having to do the potty dance trying to unlock the door praying that I will make it to the bathroom.
Cocaine and meth will do that to you. Just cut back to one gram a day.
Well son of a dog!! Really?! I didn't know that.
Thanks Wolfie, you're my hero! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:0 -
Dear Wolfie - How come everytime I get home from work or anywhere for that matter I have to pee? I'm constantly having to do the potty dance trying to unlock the door praying that I will make it to the bathroom.
Cocaine and meth will do that to you. Just cut back to one gram a day.
Well son of a dog!! Really?! I didn't know that.
Thanks Wolfie, you're my hero! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
I know. I get told that quite a bit #humblebrag0 -
WOw...and back to page 3? Really? Cmon now.0
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nvm0
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I just deleted a stupid guy from Facebook and my phone. Should I feel bad?
If that pic is really you and you're a cross dresser I would agree...that guy is stupid...for not having realized it.
Haha!! I am actually the one on the right, the "lady" on the left is drag queen, I was at a drag themed brunch!0 -
Dear Lone Wolf...
I still have checks but the bank says I have no money. How can this be?0 -
Last night, I had a wonderful dream that I was on a date with a man who was not my husband. I'd never found this person attractive before I had the dream, but now I have a crush on him.
My question is: should I tell my husband I totally had an imaginary relationship with Blake Griffin so I never, ever have to watch All-Star weekend again?0 -
Lone Wolfe...do you have a thing against squids? (yes I am allowed to call them that!)0
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Dear Lone Wolf...
I still have checks but the bank says I have no money. How can this be?
Check ur strip club receipts...the champagne room is nvr worth it0 -
Last night, I had a wonderful dream that I was on a date with a man who was not my husband. I'd never found this person attractive before I had the dream, but now I have a crush on him.
My question is: should I tell my husband I totally had an imaginary relationship with Blake Griffin so I never, ever have to watch All-Star weekend again?
Depends, was it a one hand or two hand jam?0 -
Lone Wolfe...do you have a thing against squids? (yes I am allowed to call them that!)
Do u speak american? Calamari is delicious0 -
BUMP!
oh and...
why on earth would Americans say 11th Grade, when it's so much more efficient to say grade 11?0 -
BUMP!
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why on earth would Americans say 11th Grade, when it's so much more efficient to say grade 11?
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Dear Lone Wolf:
What is it about me that makes people sad when they aren't with me? I don't like sad people and I can't be with everyone all the time so how do I fix this?0
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