Flirting for Dummies.

Laura42012
Laura42012 Posts: 180 Member
Someone should write the book for people like me.

So I get on an elevator and the next person that gets on is a very attractive man. I'm single and who knows if he is but I figured, he is too attractive for me. He starts a random conversation about the courthouse elevators, when his pocket starts quacking. I'm sure there's a cool ringtone that does that but it just seemed out of place and struck me as funny. He made this big show of telling me "there's an explanation for this...it's a long story" blah blah blah.

At the time, I just kind of blew it off but after thinking about it....he was probably flirting with me and I wasn't reciprocating. I just kind of figured he wouldn't be interested but how often do guys start random involved conversations with random women in an elevator?
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  • Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    even if he does have the ring . . .
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    even if he does have the ring . . .

    ^
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    even if he does have the ring . . .

    ^ LOL. Beat me to it.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.


    OHHHH. Pull another rabbit out of the hat, AGAIN AGAIN !
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    I have no idea what you are . . . SQUEEEEE! do it again, do it again!
  • I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
    You have shiny things???? Must see. :laugh:
  • Laura42012
    Laura42012 Posts: 180 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    So you wear it on the index finger over there?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

    Like this?
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/784024-the-fine-art-of-getting-hot-girls-on-the-internet-by-taunto
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    Index finger Jac??
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Is that a phone in you pocket..........
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    So you wear it on the index finger over there?

    bwahahahaha! I didn't even catch that. Nice, Jac.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    Like making your penis disappear?
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    So you wear it on the index finger over there?

    ****.....Ring finger I guess......I was thinking index was different from pointer......Forget I said that.
  • obsidianwings
    obsidianwings Posts: 1,237 Member
    I think he was just being friendly and filling silence. Having to explain his ring tone though is a bit strange
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.

    So you wear it on the index finger over there?

    Heh. It's part of the magic.
  • aaroboy21
    aaroboy21 Posts: 26 Member
    Thats when you say to him that you want to hear his ringtone again. Before he plays it tell him "Just give me your number, I'll call it!" Then he has your number, you have his.....So either one can make the next move!
  • witchyme
    witchyme Posts: 97 Member
    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:
    hahaa i like how you think,, nothing wrong with a push against the wall....lol
  • vinnieti
    vinnieti Posts: 79 Member
    It's OK, I always think of cute and witty things to say after the moment has passed. Elevators are naturally awkward making it even more difficult if you're kind of shy like I am.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    Like making your penis disappear?

    *stands behind G, holds up hands to prove there's no trickery*

    Ta daaa!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    Like making your penis disappear?

    *stands behind G, holds up hands to prove there's no trickery*

    Ta daaa!

    I can't feel anything... is that part of the trick?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
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    So you wear it on the index finger over there?

    ****.....Ring finger I guess......I was thinking index was different from pointer......Forget I said that.

    It's okay, Jac. You're lucky you're pretty. *pats head*
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    *perks up* Did someone say magic?
  • MissObstinatiox
    MissObstinatiox Posts: 275 Member
    I really need this! I,m useless knowing if someones flirting with me.
    I,m the biggest flirt but knowing when its turned around i,m like Huh??
  • jakedner
    jakedner Posts: 186 Member
    Thats when you say to him that you want to hear his ringtone again. Before he plays it tell him "Just give me your number, I'll call it!" Then he has your number, you have his.....So either one can make the next move!

    That's something along the lines of what I would have done...
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:

    i wanna wait on a elevator with you!
  • Men normally avoid talking to women they find unattractive. So at the very least, he did not find you unattractive.
  • Laura42012
    Laura42012 Posts: 180 Member
    Is that a phone in you pocket..........


    lol