Flirting for Dummies.

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  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
    If their talkng and actually listening and if your cleav is looking good that day, their flirting.
    I flirt all the time, it's a middle child syndrome
    It's quite easy
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Thats when you say to him that you want to hear his ringtone again. Before he plays it tell him "Just give me your number, I'll call it!" Then he has your number, you have his.....So either one can make the next move!

    SMOOTH.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    how often do guys start random involved conversations with random women in an elevator?

    it depends. some people are naturally chatty. some aren't.
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:
    hahaa i like how you think,, nothing wrong with a push against the wall....lol
    I more prefer to be the one being shoved against a wall and kissed. However, if I do it first, he may do it back. Lol!
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    ummmm a man in an elevator......scary

    fart-in-elevator.gif
  • cerhodes13
    cerhodes13 Posts: 19 Member
    Elevators are no laughing matter! lol
  • Caged_Heat
    Caged_Heat Posts: 1,031 Member
    "when his pocket starts quacking"

    Was his hand in his pocket?
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    Generally I go by this: If they are talking to you, they are flirting. If they aren't talking to you, they aren't flirting.

    However if they are married... um I don't know I always thing the married ones are the hottest for some reason...
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    Then this would be me - apparently I was a dummy on Super Bowl Sunday lol
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Is that a phone in you pocket..........

    yes, yes it is...i put it there since i seem to lose it in my purse all the time.
  • don666car
    don666car Posts: 167 Member
    IF HES TALKING TO YOU THE ODDS ARE 99 TO 1 HE IS FLIRTING WITH YOU TRUST ME AFTER SEEING YOUR PIC IT MORVES UP TO 99.9999999 PERCENT HE IS (OR WAS)
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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  • RandiLandCHANGED
    RandiLandCHANGED Posts: 630 Member
    I really need this! I,m useless knowing if someones flirting with me.
    I,m the biggest flirt but knowing when its turned around i,m like Huh??

    Me too.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    ...how often do guys start random involved conversations with random women in an elevator?

    I do it all the time. I just like meeting people, not flirting...much.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:
    hahaa i like how you think,, nothing wrong with a push against the wall....lol
    I more prefer to be the one being shoved against a wall and kissed. However, if I do it first, he may do it back. Lol!

    Isn't that wrestling?
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:
    hahaa i like how you think,, nothing wrong with a push against the wall....lol
    I more prefer to be the one being shoved against a wall and kissed. However, if I do it first, he may do it back. Lol!

    Isn't that wrestling?
    No, the wrestling happens later.
  • carissaharmon
    carissaharmon Posts: 49
    I am the same way.. I am completely clueless when someone is flirting with me.. I think my issue is self-esteem issues
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:
    hahaa i like how you think,, nothing wrong with a push against the wall....lol
    I more prefer to be the one being shoved against a wall and kissed. However, if I do it first, he may do it back. Lol!

    Isn't that wrestling?
    No, the wrestling happens later.

    dummies usually need visual aids...like this?
    003ks.png
  • oudixon
    oudixon Posts: 389 Member
    Hell, I am always clueless when it comes to flirting. I am overly nice to a lot of people, but I miss it when a girl flirts with me or I sometimes mistake friendliness for flirting.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    I could learn a thing or two.....can someone help me on how to flirt or how to recognise when someone is flirting with me???

    I highly doubt any guy has bothered trying to flirt with me.
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    this thread is so for me. They don't call me Ms. Oblivious for nothing. lol

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