date, toss in a pit of ravaging dogs, sneer in disgust?

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I would applaud the strength and determination needed to take an unwanted kiss and change it into a good ol' fashioned kick in the balls.



    ...then I'd throw her to the ravaging dogs, ofc. Just in case.

    Ravaging dogs obey me. :devil:

    Sick 'im! Sick 'im boys!!
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    @Alan: sneer in disgust at the mess in the dog pit, then ask what that is behind you. Also congrats on the weight loss. c:
  • AlanTuring
    AlanTuring Posts: 159
    Oh God, no! Get off... OW OW! OH DEAR GOD, THE PAIN! MY BALLS! DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS WHY WON'T DEATH COME?!
    @Alan: sneer in disgust at the mess in the dog pit, then ask what that is behind you in your picture. Also congrats on the weight loss. c:

    Luckily, I have the superpower of being able to hold a polite conversation while being ravaged by dogs.

    That would be the Pacific Ocean as seen from the cliffs of Santa Cruz, CA. And thanks! :D
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Oh God, no! Get off... OW OW! OH DEAR GOD, THE PAIN! MY BALLS! DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS WHY WON'T DEATH COME?!

    Date.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    would sell to traveling gypsies.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    would sell to traveling gypsies.

    My kin! (true story)

    Tickle.
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    Tickle with frisky feather duster
  • rushikareddy
    rushikareddy Posts: 604 Member
    Would keep wondering when I would get a body like that ! * stare in a totally non creepy way *
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    braid the pretty shiney hair!!!

    It's not creepy... I just wish I had her hair!

    So pretty!!! ^_^
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    Grab up in both arms, pin up against a wall.. and kiss. :)

    <double over in pain, double over in pain even more, then manage to squeak out "You kick like a girl!" then pass out.>

    @MiaSessions ask out
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    @AltaicaTigre meet on christanmingle.com where you have a profile posing as a girl.

    Internet date for 3 years, and wonder why you never want to talk on the phone or visit (doesn't matter I'm in love)

    Find out I sent d!ck pics to a dude, and throw myself in a pit of ravaging dogs
  • AlanTuring
    AlanTuring Posts: 159
    Apply to my penis while dating a girl who really loves the taste of mustaches.



    .....and then toss in a pit of ravaging dogs, ofc.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Build a beautiful rainbow of sunshine and bacon, allow the bacon grease to rain forth upon him...

    then kick into the pit of ravaging dogs as I Pretend to be Robin Sparkle and Dance in a studded blue jean jacket.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Can't we just be friends?
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Can't we just be friends?

    Friendship is for *kitten* and My Little Ponies
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
    @AltaicaTigre meet on christanmingle.com where you have a profile posing as a girl.

    Internet date for 3 years, and wonder why you never want to talk on the phone or visit (doesn't matter I'm in love)

    Find out I sent d!ck pics to a dude, and throw myself in a pit of ravaging dogs

    This works for me! Lets make that happen! lol hahahahaa
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