The REAL secret to digestive health!

"A US couple who don't drink coffee because it is bad for their health are instead receiving the caffeinated drink as an enema three times a day.

Florida's Mark and Trina spend up to five hours preparing the enemas each day and can only leave their home at certain times because of their addiction, according to a report on The Lifestyle Channel.

The pair also have their own individual grind and temperature preferences.

Trina said there was a point where she was so addicted to the coffee enemas that she was doing nine or 10 every 24 hours.

She said the addiction began two years ago because she was suffering from stomach and digestive problems.

"Immediately I really started to feel the benefits of it, I really felt like I was living life for the first time in years," she said.

The couple has not seen a doctor since they began using the coffee enemas."

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/2013/02/11/12/43/us-couple-becomes-addicted-to-coffee-enemas
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  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
    ...spend up to five hours preparing the enemas each day and can only leave their home at certain times because of their addiction

    yep - that's living. :noway:
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    Hahaha... What the what? I'll drink mine instead :) takes less time.
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    Isn't that what everyone does with things they think are bad for their health? Shoot it up their butt instead of eating/drinking it? I know I do. Thankfully, I need coffee in order to qualify as human, so I better drink it. I can't risk the enema interfering with when my intestines shut down (when is that? 8pm I think?).
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,342 Member
    Isn't that what everyone does with things they think are bad for their health?

    Absolutely! Full of fat? Stick it up your butt! Too many chemicals? Up your butt! Carcinogenic? Butt!
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    Isn't that what everyone does with things they think are bad for their health?

    Absolutely! Full of fat? Stick it up your butt! Too many chemicals? Up your butt! Carcinogenic? Butt!

    Sounds right to me. :noway:
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
    Isn't that what everyone does with things they think are bad for their health?

    Absolutely! Full of fat? Stick it up your butt! Too many chemicals? Up your butt! Carcinogenic? Butt!

    BAHAHAHA!
  • charismanoodles
    charismanoodles Posts: 343 Member
    Apparently, in my share house, the old house mate did this every day. They would find poopy coffee drips on the way to the toilet. Needless to say, he was kicked out.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,342 Member
    Alcohol enemas appear to be disturbingly popular... I wonder if that would cut down on calories? :drinker:
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
    Alcohol enemas appear to be disturbingly popular... I wonder if that would cut down on calories? :drinker:
    Fewer calories and increased risk of alcohol poisoning.:sick:
  • lenniebus
    lenniebus Posts: 321 Member
    Can you smoke from your butt??? Does that cause cancer??
  • crazybookworm
    crazybookworm Posts: 779 Member
    This couple was actually on The Doctors. They have since stopped doing their coffee enemas and are seeking treatment for their addiction.
  • Lisafrazier71
    Lisafrazier71 Posts: 59 Member
    Can you imagine walking into Starbucks and ordering... "Oh, no cup please, just put it in my butt." Bahahahahaha!!!
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Of all things to become addicted to....???? *baffled*
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    ...spend up to five hours preparing the enemas each day and can only leave their home at certain times because of their addiction

    yep - that's living. :noway:

    lol my thoughts exactly. I rather be full of *kitten* than spend that much time on it making this stuff.
  • whiskeyhut
    whiskeyhut Posts: 59 Member
    Isn't that what everyone does with things they think are bad for their health?

    Absolutely! Full of fat? Stick it up your butt! Too many chemicals? Up your butt! Carcinogenic? Butt!

    BAHAHAHA!

    WHAT THE HECK???? I thought I came up with some crazy ideas. hahaha...people are weird :)
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    No thank you
  • kellysulser
    kellysulser Posts: 13 Member
    This couple was also on Taboo the TV show. They saw a Dr on the show and he informed them that because the coffee wasn't going through their organs and being broken down and processed properly through the liver and kidney, they were likely doing a lot of damage to their bodies.

    Amazing how easily (and insanely) some people can get addicted to things. Makes me very sad for our society.

    On another note - BOTTOMS UP!!! :sick:
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Hahaha... What the what? I'll drink mine instead :) takes less time.
    Order of operations is critical here.
  • jenniferswooten
    jenniferswooten Posts: 137 Member
    ...spend up to five hours preparing the enemas each day and can only leave their home at certain times because of their addiction

    yep - that's living. :noway:

    lol my thoughts exactly. I rather be full of *kitten* than spend that much time on it.

    hahaha agreed!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Apparently, in my share house, the old house mate did this every day. They would find poopy coffee drips on the way to the toilet. Needless to say, he was kicked out.
    Wasn't Poopy Coffee Drips a kids television show in the 80s?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Why would anyone want to stick something up their butt 9 or 10 times a day???
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member

    Amazing how easily (and insanely) some people can get addicted to things. Makes me very sad for our society.

    This comment makes me pretty sad for society, actually.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    This is really sad and depressing and kinda gross!
  • amberpitz
    amberpitz Posts: 103 Member
    huh Ive been taking my coffee wrong this whole time?!? what about the creamer???
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    NEVER underestimate the power of a good poop!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Why not just mainline it and save yourself the mess?? :huh:
  • atamrowski
    atamrowski Posts: 417 Member
    "A US couple who don't drink coffee because it is bad for their health are instead receiving the caffeinated drink as an enema three times a day.

    Florida's Mark and Trina spend up to five hours preparing the enemas each day and can only leave their home at certain times because of their addiction, according to a report on The Lifestyle Channel.

    The pair also have their own individual grind and temperature preferences.

    Trina said there was a point where she was so addicted to the coffee enemas that she was doing nine or 10 every 24 hours.

    She said the addiction began two years ago because she was suffering from stomach and digestive problems.

    "Immediately I really started to feel the benefits of it, I really felt like I was living life for the first time in years," she said.

    The couple has not seen a doctor since they began using the coffee enemas."

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/2013/02/11/12/43/us-couple-becomes-addicted-to-coffee-enemas

    This can't be serious, can it? Should be featured on Strange Addictions. And who wants coffee up their bungholes?
  • kellysulser
    kellysulser Posts: 13 Member
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    This can't be serious, can it? Should be featured on Strange Addictions. And who wants coffee up their bungholes?
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    Maybe it was that and not Taboo actually.... I think that was it now that you say that.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    lol - bungholes...

    hey-butthead-this-tea-is-really-satisfying-my-bung-hole.jpg