Looking for Eskimo Friends

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  • Apparently "Sup" doesn't work...WTF?!
  • 2BhappyBhealthy
    2BhappyBhealthy Posts: 181 Member
    my dad used to tell me I could sell ice to an eskimo... but I've never found an eskimo to try my pitch :cry:

    sup

    ....would youu like to buy my ice..?
  • Hi, Ive always been interested in ice, snow and indigenous cultures. Add me if you are an eskimo and we can discuss fishing in igloos.

    SUP?!?!
    OMG, WTF. I'm both your friend & an eskimo. Should I unfriend you and then friend you again, so we can discuss?!?!

    Talk to me, talk to me!!!

    arent u like a foot taller than an eskmo?

    We have evolved Wolf!!! Yes, Which means, more ice fishing.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Apparently "Sup" doesn't work...WTF?!

    sup
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    my dad used to tell me I could sell ice to an eskimo... but I've never found an eskimo to try my pitch :cry:

    sup

    ....would youu like to buy my ice..?

    is it a buy one get one kinda deal?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi, Ive always been interested in ice, snow and indigenous cultures. Add me if you are an eskimo and we can discuss fishing in igloos.

    SUP?!?!
    OMG, WTF. I'm both your friend & an eskimo. Should I unfriend you and then friend you again, so we can discuss?!?!

    Talk to me, talk to me!!!

    arent u like a foot taller than an eskmo?

    We have evolved Wolf!!! Yes, Which means, more ice fishing.

    Yikes the eskimos are self aware, kinda like the machines in Terminator!
  • Hi, Ive always been interested in ice, snow and indigenous cultures. Add me if you are an eskimo and we can discuss fishing in igloos.

    SUP?!?!
    OMG, WTF. I'm both your friend & an eskimo. Should I unfriend you and then friend you again, so we can discuss?!?!

    Talk to me, talk to me!!!

    arent u like a foot taller than an eskmo?

    We have evolved Wolf!!! Yes, Which means, more ice fishing.

    Yikes the eskimos are self aware, kinda like the machines in Terminator!


    We're kinda like Ninjas. Pretty AWESOME, huh?!
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
    LOL does canada count?

    Canada never counts.
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    I'm in Canada - that counts for something! Can I still be your friend?
  • 2BhappyBhealthy
    2BhappyBhealthy Posts: 181 Member
    my dad used to tell me I could sell ice to an eskimo... but I've never found an eskimo to try my pitch :cry:

    sup

    ....would youu like to buy my ice..?

    is it a buy one get one kinda deal?

    you don't sell ice to an eskimo with a deal like that silly.....

    buy one GET FIVE! it's a lot like fireworks actually. you're basically throwing your money away if you don't buy this deal. So, I'll put you down for 5? Man, 25 bags of ice - you should be all set buddy! Congratulations on your purchase!! :bigsmile:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Inuit. We like to be known as Inuit.
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    I can see this thread going the same one as the muslim thread?

    Wolf you just stirring up trouble boy!!! :laugh:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Inuit. We like to be known as Inuit.

    I like to be referred to a United Stater, but ppl keep calling me American. I adapt.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,843 Member
    I can give Eskimo kisses. Does that count?

    IDK what that even means. Does it involve a hook and an igloo?

    No. It involves a *CENSORED* and a *CENSORED*. You tie the person up, blind fold them and then put the *CENSORED* in their *CENSORED*.

    Totally mind blowing.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
    Wtg, amazing
  • Rage_Phish
    Rage_Phish Posts: 1,508 Member
    haven't read thread...but are people aware of what eskimo friends means?
  • Rhonnie
    Rhonnie Posts: 506 Member
    You don't fish from inside an igloo - you are thinking of ice fishng where they construct a little hut around the hole in the ice.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Inuit. We like to be known as Inuit.

    I like to be referred to a United Stater, but ppl keep calling me American. I adapt.

    Eskimo is kind of insulting. We don't like to be insulted. I am currently arming myself with a basket of blubber-filled snowballs to throw at your car.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    haven't read thread...but are people aware of what eskimo friends means?

    I am.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    haven't read thread...but are people aware of what eskimo friends means?

    They prefer to be called an Intuit. I didnt know the eskimos were in charge of tax preparation services. Odd.