46 reasons why your kid might be freaking out
http://jasongood.net/365/2012/12/46-reasons-why-my-three-year-old-might-be-freaking-out/
46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
DECEMBER 13, 2012
Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
His sock is on wrong.
His lip tastes salty.
His shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched his knee.
He’s not allowed in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
His brother looked at him.
His brother didn’t look at him.
His hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what he said.
He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
He wants to get out of the car by himself.
The iPad has a password.
His sleeve is touching his thumb.
He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of his nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with his coat.
There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked him a question.
His brother is talking.
He can’t lift a pumpkin.
He can’t have my keys.
The cat is in his way.
The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
The inside of his cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
He has too much food in his mouth.
He sneezed.
He doesn’t know how to type.
The DustBuster is going to eat him.
His mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over his tower.
He got powdered sugar on his pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.
46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
DECEMBER 13, 2012
Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
His sock is on wrong.
His lip tastes salty.
His shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched his knee.
He’s not allowed in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
His brother looked at him.
His brother didn’t look at him.
His hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what he said.
He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
He wants to get out of the car by himself.
The iPad has a password.
His sleeve is touching his thumb.
He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of his nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with his coat.
There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked him a question.
His brother is talking.
He can’t lift a pumpkin.
He can’t have my keys.
The cat is in his way.
The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
The inside of his cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
He has too much food in his mouth.
He sneezed.
He doesn’t know how to type.
The DustBuster is going to eat him.
His mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over his tower.
He got powdered sugar on his pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.
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QFT!0
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Holy **** this made my day. I cried from laughing so hard. Thank you!!!!!0
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:bigsmile:0
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lmao it0
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Soooooooo funny,and sooooo true! Thanks for that x!0
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*giggle*0
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An uncomfortable percentage of those apply to my daily life.0
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A lot of those indicate sensory processing disorder.0
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lol I swear some of those applied to my son when he was little except replace brother with older sister whose mean to me lol0
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No More Nutella !!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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This is all 3 of my kids! Each one is different and has different complants! LOVE IT!!!0
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#44) Because her 5 year old brother is counting out loud.
Happening as I type this.0 -
100% accurate0
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That's just awesome. I'm crying from laughing. My kid is 22 and I still remember those days (although I have to sub airborne Legos for the iPad).0
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Thanks for the description of my morning before she goes off to school. Is that the school bell I hear? DARN!!! So much for peace and quiet.0
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This is exactly how it is. Too funny.0
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some of these still apply in my life now. the older brother still anoying along with my younger sibling0
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Oh yay, another Jason Good fan! I **love** his "Approximately 3 Minutes Inside the Head of My 2 Year-Old" ( http://jasongood.net/365/2011/08/day-215-approximately-3-minutes-inside-the-head-of-my-2-year-old/ )0
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