Give me strength!

Snoozypaws3000
Snoozypaws3000 Posts: 133 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
HIM : I'm having ice-cream with chocolate fudge sauce would you like some?

ME: Well of course I'd like some but I can't have any as I only have about 40 cals left in today's allowance

HIM: Are you sure you wouldn't like some?

ME: Yes! As I just explained I haven't got the calories...I'm trying to lose weight!

HIM: Well are you sure you don't want just a bit?

ME: YES

HIM: Not even just a teeny weeny bit?

ME: NO I DON'T WANT JUST A TEENY WEENY BIT!
I WANT THE WHOLE FLIPPING TUB...
I JUST WANT TO STICK MY HEAD IN THERE AND INHALE BUT I'M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT AND THINKING ABOUT ICE-CREAM IS NOT HELPING!!!!!

HIM: Jeez...there's no need to go and get all cranky about it....I tell you what this diet is really making you grumpy!

ME: AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!


Have a good weekend all
Sky x

Replies

  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    Next time you will know to give the following response.....
    HIM : I'm having ice-cream with chocolate fudge sauce would you like some?

    ME: No thanks.

    HIM: Ok

    Simples!
  • Snoozypaws3000
    Snoozypaws3000 Posts: 133 Member
    Next time you will know to give the following response.....
    HIM : I'm having ice-cream with chocolate fudge sauce would you like some?

    ME: No thanks.

    HIM: Ok

    Simples!

    Yep, you are so right....this normally goes
    ME: No thanks
    HIM: Why not!

    LOL Bless him,
  • Gramps251
    Gramps251 Posts: 738 Member
    Tell him you know how to lose (put his weight here) in less than 24 hours.
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    Next time say yes. Then proceed to put it in the bin.
    When he asks you did that tell him he doesn't listen when you say no, so maybe he'll get it now.
  • pamwhite712
    pamwhite712 Posts: 193 Member
    My dh took me to Long John Silver's for lunch one day. He honestly thought that battered and fried fish was healthy. I am slowly trying to educate him. But at least he doesn't pester me to eat stuff.

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