Things that MFP has ruined for you...

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  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I will let you guys guess

    (1) Nothing because nothing can be ruined for me. I believe in the goodness of everything and find happiness in almost everything.

    or

    (2) Nothing because I had no faith in anything long before I got here. All this place did was confirm my disenchantment.

    It's a pickle.

    I vote (3) pickles
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    My relationship.

    Someone told me to... "Just break up".

    So I did.
  • frood
    frood Posts: 295 Member
    beer :(

    Well, lets be honest... no one and nothing could RUIN beer. BUT, it is difficult to rationalize all of those calories on just one drink..
    rationalize it as 16oz curls. :drinker:

    you're welcome.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    that i'm a special snowflake....

    Trust me Alex. You are. In the best way.

    :flowerforyou:

    Awwwwww....thanks Homer....
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    the word bulky and people spelling REG I MEN regime.

    That is how we spell it in the UK :(

    Well, obviously, y'all have no grasp on the English language.
  • Cara75
    Cara75 Posts: 52 Member
    Canadians..

    My wife ruined Canuckleheads for me a long time ago.

    Canadians are awesome... i know this first hand =D lol
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member

    They should have their vagbadge taken away.

    This is awesome. I'm callin steal-sies
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    my faith in humanity.

    All MFP did was confirm it.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    bacon. People get on a bacon rant and keep going.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Canadians..

    My wife ruined Canuckleheads for me a long time ago.

    Canadians are awesome... i know this first hand =D lol

    Well, maybe some Canadians, but not those from British Columbia. :tongue:
  • paleirishmother
    paleirishmother Posts: 242
    I agree "Annoying noobs at the gym" threads, make me never want to go to the gym again. I feel like I am being judged and stared at in the locker room, being blogged about later on in the day.

    Edit: but I still go, sometimes :)
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
    My productivity at work :-)
    Thanks All
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I'm pretty sure that it is the taint of the internet.

    But it has forced me to accept that I have an overwhelming love of HisPanic cUiSine, So, You know... it's not all that bad.

    I see what you did there.

    Oh, and MFP has ruined the proper use of my time.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member

    They should have their vagbadge taken away.

    This is awesome. I'm callin steal-sies

    I can't claim that I'm the creator....I stole it from one of the women in marketing. The same woman who had me create the email address 'pinktaco@....' for her. :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    bacon. People get on a bacon rant and keep going.

    Mmmmmm......bacon.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    toning. :grumble:

    I've heard Tae Bo helps with this.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    bacon. People get on a bacon rant and keep going.

    Mmmmmm......bacon.

    Exactly. Whats wrong with Bacon?
  • ChasingAmyLiz
    ChasingAmyLiz Posts: 145 Member
    I found out girls fart...I still refuse to believe it...

    Don't be silly, only skeezy stoners fart.

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    Any Kevin Smith Film reference is a win in my book.

    Also, my response to this thread is that it ruined all of my favorite foods.
    But in turn it helped me to find BETTER foods.
  • Cara75
    Cara75 Posts: 52 Member
    Canadians..

    My wife ruined Canuckleheads for me a long time ago.

    Canadians are awesome... i know this first hand =D lol


    Well, maybe some Canadians, but not those from British Columbia. :tongue:

    especially those from British Columbia!!! LMFAO BC Girls are the BEST!! haaa hahaha
  • sassafrascas
    sassafrascas Posts: 191 Member
    My relationship.

    Someone told me to... "Just break up".

    So I did.


    Well Just get back together, duh
  • HealthyWarrior
    HealthyWarrior Posts: 394 Member
    I found out girls fart...I still refuse to believe it...

    Completely not true. This would mean they poop too, and we all know that is a terrible myth used to scare young boys into not using a woman's behind for the correct intended use.

    OMG!!!!! Thanks for the laugh.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    The word "sabotage". It used to be fun. Now it makes me want to punch in the computer screen.
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    bacon.jpg

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    Bacon.jpg
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    My productivity at work :-)
    Thanks All


    ^^^This!
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member

    They should have their vagbadge taken away.

    This is awesome. I'm callin steal-sies

    I can't claim that I'm the creator....I stole it from one of the women in marketing. The same woman who had me create the email address 'pinktaco@....' for her. :laugh:

    It's okay, I won't tell anyone...

    *shifty eyes*

    For a price!!! muahahaha
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    MFP has ruined my ability to socialize normally off-line.

    Example: The other day while doing some shopping at the mall with my husband they announce that the mall was closing. We hurry back to the anchor store we parked near so we didn't have to walk outside in the cold. As we passed through just before the clerk pulled the security gate accross, I squealed, my face lit up, and I turned to my husband and exclaimed. "YES! In before the lock!!".
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    a single grape has enough sugar to kill you according to mfp's macro's on the food tab
  • JessieJanie
    JessieJanie Posts: 428
    MFP really hasn't ruined anything for me. Although the forums do routinely reaffirm that I am above average intelligence. They're kind of like my very own Aibileen, constantly reassuring me....

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    I laughed so hard at this!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Canadians..

    My wife ruined Canuckleheads for me a long time ago.

    Canadians are awesome... i know this first hand =D lol


    Well, maybe some Canadians, but not those from British Columbia. :tongue:

    especially those from British Columbia!!! LMFAO BC Girls are the BEST!! haaa hahaha

    Okay, Canadians from Penticton. Will you give me that one? Well, she was born in Maple Ridge, so I could rant about the crazy Ice Backs from there if needed. :bigsmile:
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    Journey. For sure.
    And Facebook. I absolutely abhor Facebook now.

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