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Corn Muffin and Bacon Cleanse

iAMsmiling
iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
edited January 16 in Chit-Chat
Last night's dinner consisted entirely of corn muffins and bacon.
This morning, I woke up 1 pound lighter.
Coincidence...I think not.
I realize this is only 1 data point, but still I feel confident that there are conclusions to be drawn here.

1) Southern comfort food is indeed the panacea I was raised to believe it is.
2) Eating pure and simple foods is vital.
3) Never underestimate the power of bacon.

I'm thinking that tonight I'll throw some collard greens and fat back in to the pressure cooker to add some green detoxifying power to the mix.

SO glad to finally be on to the best and easiest solution!
Who's with me?

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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Did someone say bacon?
  • ravitek
    ravitek Posts: 15
    3) Never underestimate the power of bacon.
    I think it's a hidden truth of nature that wrapping any food item in bacon actually reduces overall calories.
    Also, I've heard deep frying any meal before consuming it will basically cancel any caloric intake. The state fair has probably the healthiest selection of food, I wish it was around longer!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • hofosho1020
    hofosho1020 Posts: 179
    MMM.....bacon.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Do you have a book I could purchase??
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Do you have a book I could purchase??


    ^^^^This
  • kwol18
    kwol18 Posts: 25 Member
    Everything's better with Bacon. Just ask Paula Deen!!!
  • mcginger1
    mcginger1 Posts: 128 Member
    I am so definitely in on this diet... :wink:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Working on a MLM plan to help spread the word.
    Gonna need help, but I'm not sure what to call members. Coach is taken. Hmmmm.
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
    "Nothing burps better than bacon". Dutch with Ed ONeil
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