Some of my favorite Jillian Michael's quotes....

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  • choosingsara
    choosingsara Posts: 98 Member
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    I want you to feel like you're going to die!

    Your heart should be gurgling right now!
  • Queen_Adrock
    Queen_Adrock Posts: 130 Member
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    Level 2: "For all you badasses out there, keep your eyes on Natalie." I thought she said "fat@$$es" at first and was like "well, that's mean."
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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    This is from BL: "Unless you faint, puke, or die keep moving!"
  • soufauxgirl
    soufauxgirl Posts: 392 Member
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    If 400 pound people can do jumping jacks...so can you!

    Love it..
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
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    Level 2: "For all you badasses out there, keep your eyes on Natalie." I thought she said "fat@$$es" at first and was like "well, that's mean."

    I thought the samething but I took it as a challenge!
  • Marcellus_08
    Marcellus_08 Posts: 253
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    30ds lvl 1, during oblique crunch:
    "The neck is not invited to this party."

    It's probably not even that funny, but it made me laugh/fart mid-crunch.

    Hahahaha.
  • sallyaj
    sallyaj Posts: 207 Member
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    I like,

    The only way you're getting out of here is if you pass out, puke, or die.
  • dance_fit
    dance_fit Posts: 53 Member
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    "Transformation is not a future event. It is a present activity." - can't remember where she said it though.
  • heronfolder
    heronfolder Posts: 27 Member
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    "I want you FLOATING off the ground, cos you strong, this is EASY for you"

    The first time I heard that I wanted to punch her. Then as 30ds level 1 went along and I got fitter, I realised what she meant :)
  • nineteenstars
    nineteenstars Posts: 24 Member
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    Jillian is my favorite trainer. Love her.
    The "unless you puke, faint, or die" quote is my fave.
  • momwhosbusy
    momwhosbusy Posts: 154 Member
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    From BL: "Get your hands OFF my treadmill!" Keeps me motivated to NOT hold on while on the TM.
  • BldHny2002
    BldHny2002 Posts: 193 Member
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    I love Jillian, she is my current girl crush right now. I told that to my bf last night and his reply was "You love someone who kicks your *kitten* every day? Sounds like an extremely abusive relationship to me."

    Hence "Twilight" and "50 Shades of Grey"'s success.
  • cschiff
    cschiff Posts: 209 Member
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    "No bueno" -- she says it all the time with this hilarious look on her face. She cracks me up!
  • Vnm77
    Vnm77 Posts: 32 Member
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    "I never spare the rod!"
  • sweetage123
    sweetage123 Posts: 100 Member
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    I laugh really hard when she tells the blonde girl in Ripped in 30 Level 2 that she wants to bite her butt. Awkward/hilarious.

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