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kmorg22
kmorg22 Posts: 180
edited January 17 in Chit-Chat
so at the gym I was working out and this kid (I say kid cause I am reaching my 30's with 2 kids and dude prolly was like 20'ish if not younger) followed me around the gym. every piece of equipment I got on he was standing next to me waiting to use it *on his phone* . I lack the ability to come up with smart/funny things to say sometimes. The whole time I was really wanting to say sum to him but couldnt think of anything good enough and I was really trying to focus on my workout.

so put yourself in my shoes and share some one-liners you would have said if you had been me. :happy:

(sarcasm = much laughter for me even tho I am slow at it ha ha )

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    "if you're gonna be my shadow you better grow some boobs!" ??
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    "if you're gonna be my shadow you better grow some boobs!" ??

    Lol! That's hilarious.

    JM
  • twanthe1
    twanthe1 Posts: 407
    Can you spot me?
  • abluesguy
    abluesguy Posts: 13
    Take one more picture of me with that phone, and I'll use it to post the inside of your colon to Youtube!
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    Take one more picture of me with that phone, and I'll use it to post the inside of your colon to Youtube!

    OMG!!!! I didnt even think of that! he could have been taking pics of me........ohhhh I'm hunt him down if i find any pics of me on the internet!
  • freddykid
    freddykid Posts: 265 Member
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  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Take one more picture of me with that phone, and I'll use it to post the inside of your colon to Youtube!

    WINNER!!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    No
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    1-I like the noise you make when you shut the F up
    2-Your a-- must she jealous of the Sh-- the come out of your mouth?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    are you checking to see if you are on the sex offenders list yet? i bet "yes."
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    if you're gonna ride my *kitten* at least pull my hair while you're at it.
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    if you're gonna ride my *kitten* at least pull my hair while you're at it.

    win! lol
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    are you checking to see if you are on the sex offenders list yet? i bet "yes."
    2nd place lol
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    Tell me,Can Men still lift heavy after someone in the heat of the moment, chopped their ba$$s off ???
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
    if you're gonna ride my *kitten* at least pull my hair while you're at it.

    AND That's why I love you!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    "Excuse me sir, but your proximity is making me uncomfortable. Please take your telephone outside of this area or I will summon the staff and request your removal!"
    That will teach the youngster a lesson!
    With love,
    Burt
  • Bigbill810
    Bigbill810 Posts: 117
    Finish your set and stand up, pretend to pull out a wedgie, then say:


    "You might want to give it a second. I just farted and it might affect your breathing."


    Then crack your back and walk away. muttering about how much better you feel now.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    if you're gonna ride my *kitten* at least pull my hair while you're at it.

    nice.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I'm going to the showers next. Soap or body wash?
  • commonnerd195
    commonnerd195 Posts: 34
    "Use anger when you lift, and if you see spots, just keep trying"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    you hear for your brah curls, bro?
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
    if you're gonna ride my *kitten* at least pull my hair while you're at it.

    I l-o-freakin-l'd
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