St. Patrick's Day Question

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LMT2012
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I am having a rather large party for St. Pat's and would love it if you have a favorite Irish joke, saying, prayer, fact etc to share. The plan is to post them around the place as conversation starters.
thanks :drinker:
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  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    bump. Come on. No Leprachauns out there??
  • jstaff14
    jstaff14 Posts: 34
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    Slainte
  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
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    “Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!”
  • Cognito1025
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    Here's to a long life and a merry one
    A quick death and an easy one
    A pretty girl and an honest one
    A cold beer and another one!
  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
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    We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

    -Winston Churchill
  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
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    There are only two kinds of people in the world,
    The Irish, and those who wish they were.
    If you're enough lucky to be Irish...
    You're lucky enough!
  • jstaff14
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    A couple more:

    "If you cheat, may you cheat death.
    If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
    If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
    And if you drink, may you drink with me."

    Beannachtam na Femle Padraig - "Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
  • DesignGrrl
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    Clover fun facts:

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the highest number of leaves found on a clover is 14.

    One estimate suggests that there are about 10,000 regular three-leaf clovers for every lucky four-leaf clover.

    Legend says that each leaf of the clover means something: the first is for hope, the second for faith, the third for love and the fourth for luck.
  • MsDover
    MsDover Posts: 395 Member
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    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." William Butler Yeats
  • blink1021
    blink1021 Posts: 1,118 Member
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    here is a fun fact we had friends of ours who decided it would be fun to go to Ireland for St. Patricks Day one year and they went all the way over there to find out that they do not celebrate St. Patricks Day. They were disappointed.
  • Thechiplover
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    What's the difference between God and Bono?
    God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.

    Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station.
    A big poster at the front reads "Two Blackmen wanted for rape!"
    Paddy turns to Mick and says "Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs".

    Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
    Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?"
    Billy says, "In the car."
    Paddy says, "That's the quickest way."

    Paddy & Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
    Paddy says to Mick, "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, You can have them both"
  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
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    Do you know why the Scottish wear kilts?

    Because the sheep would hear their zipper.
    ___________________________________________________________________________________________

    A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!", and he actually did.

    The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:

    "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY".

    ______________________________________________________________________________________________

    What do you call a Scottish highlander with four sheep ?

    A pimp.
    ______________________________________________________________________________________________

    The Scottsman comes to his friend in tears.

    "My beautiful comb. I broke a tooth on it an now I can't use it anymore. What am I going to do? Now I'll have to buy another one."

    "Well," said his friend, "you don't need to buy another just because you lost one tooth on your comb."

    "But you don't understand.

    It was the last tooth."
  • EponaBlue
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    May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
  • aszwarc
    aszwarc Posts: 200 Member
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    What's green and lives in the backyard?
    Paddy O'Furniture
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    Here's a good one for this site:

    Only Irish coffee provides all main essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

    Irish Alzheimer's ....you forget everything except the grudges.
  • winterswish
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    You can never kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly, only sooner than she thought.
  • mahirob
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    Two easy lessons in learning how to teach the Irish gig...1.serve alcohol, 2. lock toilet doors..
  • beckyboop712
    beckyboop712 Posts: 383 Member
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    As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction
  • lkm111
    lkm111 Posts: 629 Member
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    Irish Blessing

    May the road rise up to meet you; may the wind be always at your back,
    may the sun shine warm upon your face, and the rains fall soft upon your fields.
    Until we meet again, my friend, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

    Listen to this version at minute 4:35. Visual is awful, the audio is beautiful! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty8aKVFPgEE

    If it doesn't load correctly, it is St. Olaf Choir singing "Blessing" by Katie Moran Bart. A magical arrangement!

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