Accidentally Ate Shower Gel - How to Log its Calories

emsicle_o
emsicle_o Posts: 162 Member
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Only joking!

Although I did genuinely just swallow some. I really need to learn to keep my big gob shut in the shower! :laugh:

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  • IvanDimitrov
    IvanDimitrov Posts: 24
    happens to me all the time.
  • katejkelley
    katejkelley Posts: 839 Member
    Is that what's called "clean eating"?
  • lockedcj7
    lockedcj7 Posts: 257 Member
    Cleansing is not necessary!
  • prattiger65
    prattiger65 Posts: 1,657 Member
    You may have accidentally stumbled upon the next big thing! The Shower Gel Cleanse!!!!! OMG I gotta try it, I read on the internet that this girl did it and lost 78 lbs.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    Haha! I almost posted the other day to find out how much I should log for dishwasher detergent residue. Not something you want to taste when you're trying to get the last bits of hummus out of your little ziplock container. :sick:
  • daniellemm1
    daniellemm1 Posts: 465 Member
    Thanks for the laugh :laugh:
  • emsicle_o
    emsicle_o Posts: 162 Member
    You may have accidentally stumbled upon the next big thing! The Shower Gel Cleanse!!!!! OMG I gotta try it, I read on the internet that this girl did it and lost 78 lbs.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It was lime flavoured too so could count as 1 of my 5 a day!
  • TimeForMe99
    TimeForMe99 Posts: 309
    Don't worry - any calories consumed were offset by the spitting and funny faces you made afterwards.
  • mjrkearney
    mjrkearney Posts: 408 Member
    Um, you are going to feel really unpleasant in a couple of hours.
  • CaffeinatedGlitter
    CaffeinatedGlitter Posts: 201 Member
    Lol burping bubbles yet?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    You may have accidentally stumbled upon the next big thing! The Shower Gel Cleanse!!!!! OMG I gotta try it, I read on the internet that this girl did it and lost 78 lbs.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    no, because my shampoo bottle says "adds body" .... washing up liquid on the other hand says "dissolves stubborn fat".... that sounds much more like it.
  • rosiereally2
    rosiereally2 Posts: 539 Member
    I saw this on Dr. Oz once.
  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    You may have accidentally stumbled upon the next big thing! The Shower Gel Cleanse!!!!! OMG I gotta try it, I read on the internet that this girl did it and lost 78 lbs.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    no, because my shampoo bottle says "adds body" .... washing up liquid on the other hand says "dissolves stubborn fat".... that sounds much more like it.

    :laugh:
  • Pamko57
    Pamko57 Posts: 182
    I wouldn't worry about it. Probably negative calories. You burn more spitting and rinsing and trying to get the taste out of your mouth. lol
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    You may have accidentally stumbled upon the next big thing! The Shower Gel Cleanse!!!!! OMG I gotta try it, I read on the internet that this girl did it and lost 78 lbs.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    no, because my shampoo bottle says "adds body" .... washing up liquid on the other hand says "dissolves stubborn fat".... that sounds much more like it.

    Dawn gets grease (and fat) out of the way . . .
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    it's a cleanse diet....
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    If I were you I'd be more concerned about all that water weight from showering, it's the reason I only spot cleanse. I mean, seriously, weigh yourself then shower then weigh again and you'll see what I'm talking about. Spot cleanse with baby wipes.
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    I am always tempted to eat mine! I have a bunch of sweet 'flavors from the philosophy line-- Cinnamon Buns, Mint Chocolate Chip Cookie, Frosted Sugar Cookie, Lemon Angel Cake oh my god i am going now to eat soap bbl
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Your going to fart bubbles
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Kinda wondering what you were doing with your mouth so open in the shower... Swallow anything else?
  • Taraanne76
    Taraanne76 Posts: 111 Member
    Is that what's called "clean eating"?



    I really did lol!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    One time in band camp...oh forget it. I once ate soapy water on purpose because it smelled so good and clean and I was anemic at the time and craving that minerally flavor so I mixed up a glass using cold bottled water and a teeny tiny bit of the yummy smelling soap and put it all on the rocks. No joke I really was craving that flavor of that scent but I wanted it in my mouth. Capital G gross. Do not try this at home. It was gaggers. For days. I'd rather lick a rock. Or just take iron pills.
  • ICarla
    ICarla Posts: 200 Member
    I needed this :laugh:
  • ICarla
    ICarla Posts: 200 Member
    One time in band camp...oh forget it. I once ate soapy water on purpose because it smelled so good and clean and I was anemic at the time and craving that minerally flavor so I mixed up a glass using cold bottled water and a teeny tiny bit of the yummy smelling soap and put it all on the rocks. No joke I really was craving that flavor of that scent but I wanted it in my mouth. Capital G gross. Do not try this at home. It was gaggers. For days. I'd rather lick a rock. Or just take iron pills.

    I know what you mean. I had pica while pregnant and I craved Comet/Ajax household cleaners. I never actually ate it, but I craved it so much that I cleaned my sink and tub 2-3 times a day just to sniff it. I would also stand in the trash chute at work while they were cleaning it just to have a whiff of the lemony scent. GROSS!!!!

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