Six-Word MFP Memoir/Bio

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I Love Deadlifts Personal Fan Club.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    Former lardarse will run for wine.
  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
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    For me - lost weight, went nuts, back now.
    Hey, me too!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    Former lardarse will run for wine.

    I will chase you for it...

    also six words ;)
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Banged all the ladies on list
    I will cut you. This is internet cheating.
  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
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    Creeper who watches you at night.
    ♪♫ You don't know that I know
    You watch me every night
    And I just can't resist the urge
    To stand here in the light
    Your greedy eyes upon me
    And then I come undone
    I could close the curtain
    But this is too much fun...
    I get off on you
    Getting off on me ♫♪
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    In for the acrobatic sex.

    ^^Thats mine....it should really say in for the acrobatic, marathon, sheet soaking sex....but well that's more than five words.

    trust me...getting fit is SO worth it.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    That bish eats a whole lot.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Skinny-fat to Whoa dat *kitten*!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    Eat less, move more, drink beer.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,954 Member
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    He was King of the Perv's
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    Eccentric perverted inspirational fun loving man.
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
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    More squid less whale.

    Turns out I only need four words. Pow.
  • lisasch67
    lisasch67 Posts: 135 Member
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    Best decision I have ever made.
  • Teliooo
    Teliooo Posts: 725 Member
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    Got a big butt, small waist.
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
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    Always unpredictable, occasionally unmanageable, never unloved.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    Always wins. Never loses anything ever.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Always wins. Never loses anything ever.

    Except arguments with Tyler
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    Always wins. Never loses anything ever.

    Except arguments with Tyler

    That isn't six words. You lose.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    make progress, not excuses

    I thought we talked about you letting me check your work, Taso?

    Bleh. I thought 6 was the limit, not that it had to be exact. How about we go with:

    "Good enough" simply just won't do.

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