Why is everyone so jealous of ME?

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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    It's mostly because I'm a hater.

    And we gonna hate.

    You know how it is.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    Jealous? Maybe. Confused? Very.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Tyler, you look hotter than ever!

    Thank you!
    Have I told you how AWESOME you are??
    Yes, but it never gets old.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    It's not April Fool's yet... what's with all the profile-pic switching?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    no idea what you're talking about
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Because you're a special rare bread, that's why.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
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  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Long as you're not being trampled or pushed out of the way, don't worry. :tongue:

    Does anybody have a "Showgirls" gif?
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    no idea what you're talking about

    K.
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  • Fit_Kenzie
    Fit_Kenzie Posts: 124
    Im confused, I thought we were all jealous of stephdeeable.........
  • pohlcm08
    pohlcm08 Posts: 61
    I look good. I mean really good. HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Because I want your boobs.
  • JeepBrah
    JeepBrah Posts: 150
    Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

    Have a nice day.
  • BrainsOnGains
    BrainsOnGains Posts: 282 Member
    WOW OP

    You come off incredibly conceited and full of yourself., I mean honestly . . . . . .

    You know you want me...


    White noise.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Im confused, I thought we were all jealous of stephdeeable.........

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    because you put out on the first date?
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

    Have a nice day.

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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Because you're a special rare bread, that's why.

    What special rare bread might look like:

    EqDDS5S.jpg

    And yeah, when you look THAT good, you are bound to incite some jealousy. It's not your fault, it's just how you were baked!:flowerforyou:
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Because you're a special rare bread, that's why.

    What special rare bread might look like:

    EqDDS5S.jpg

    And yeah, when you look THAT good, you are bound to incite some jealousy. It's not your fault, it's just how you were baked!:flowerforyou:

    Bahahahahahahah omg, that picture with your response has me in fits of giggles. This thread is turning out to be way more fun than I thought it would be!
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

    Have a nice day.

    I.. I mean she resents that :angry:
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

    Have a nice day.

    :huh:
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

    Have a nice day.
    You're a ****ing charmer.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

    Have a nice day.

    :huh:

    Copy pasted a million times.. seen this post before.. Dani is perfect.. carry on...


    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1042708-Do-I-look-cute
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    No :angry:

    Damn, she beat me to it.
  • amymrls
    amymrls Posts: 1,673 Member
    All my life I have wanted to be like you!
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    I would want you, but I am working getting over myself.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Would not pee on

    Lol
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    All my life I have wanted to be like you!
    Why strive for mediocrity?
  • XjXannX
    XjXannX Posts: 44 Member
    Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

    Have a nice day.

    haters are always the loudest

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