Why I can never be a teacher.

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MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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Why I don't volunteer at school

OR

Why I should be a substitute:

http://www.happyplace.com/3907/unintentionally-inappropriate-test-responses-from-children/page/2

I peed my pants half way through. Luckily I was wearing TOM reinforcements. The end.

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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    lol You want me too choose between a seahorse a very exotic sea animal or a barnacle, a creature that sits around and does nothing, you've got too be kidding me,
  • TC1728
    TC1728 Posts: 264 Member
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sexual bullying = getting punched in the vagina.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sexual bullying = getting punched in the vagina.

    So should a gun be slung around the vagina to prevent bullying
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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    bump
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    aaaaaaaaaaaand. Page 1.

    http://www.happyplace.com/3907/unintentionally-inappropriate-test-responses-from-children/page/1
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Oh, I totally wanna be a teacher now! Hahahaha!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    ^ i know right?
  • erickita89
    erickita89 Posts: 422 Member
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    OMG the barnical one was hilarious! thanks for the laughs
  • upgetupgetup
    upgetupgetup Posts: 749 Member
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    AWESOME
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
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    My students do stuff like that all the time.

    Best I've heard so far is, Miss, you are a cyst in my *kitten*.
  • Sandylovesm
    Sandylovesm Posts: 242 Member
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    can't wait to be a teacher :)
  • likeschocolate
    likeschocolate Posts: 368 Member
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    I can't wait to... oh wait.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I recently had to leave a note on my upstairs neighbor's door for their habit of sticking their cat out their balcony. At 3 in the morning. When it was raining or below freezing. Poor thing yowled so loud I could hear it with my sliding glass door closed. What ****ers. Good news is - the cat is inside now.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I recently had to leave a note on my upstairs neighbor's door for their habit of sticking their cat out their balcony. At 3 in the morning. When it was raining or below freezing. Poor thing yowled so loud I could hear it with my sliding glass door closed. What ****ers. Good news is - the cat is inside now.

    confucious say....what the hail does this have to do with teaching or the thread topic? lmfao. it's late ppl are tired. ur forgiven and cute for a scary alien robot.

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