Can I have my Martini now?
MyChocolateDiet
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the caveman is preparing dinner which I do not intend to eat due to his earlier shenanigans --euphemism i chose in honor of st ptricks day eve... euphemism for a really bad word involving Aaa and SSS and Holeness . I believe he is evolved enough still to know that i would not eat anything he made right now due to grudge mode. and especially not anything paleo'd since said issues ended with my screaming "eat a f$*#king piece of BREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDD!!!!" at the top of my tiny lungs.
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I will forever equate you with Karen now.
I'm the same way. I hold grudges and when i'm in that mode I will not accept anything from that person.
As your friend and not a doctor, I prescribe you two martinis.0 -
^that's okay some of my former IRL friends always did. so Dr. may my martini's please be made with gin, dirty and with extra olives?0
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you can have all the dirtiness and olives you want! ****, just take a jar of olives, pour out the juice, and throw in the gin. haha.0
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Lol... can I join you?? Only I prefer vodka over gin0
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Girl u sure can! He sound like he stressed. I never want to do a diet that would make me miserable. Get him a big ole baked potatoe for that lack of carb flow to his brain.0 -
Do martini's have less cals than chardonnay?0 -
Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??0
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ah hell, just tip the gin!0
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Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??
do you read lips?0 -
Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??
do you read lips?
Thank you . . Kettle one vodka please0 -
I've always thought this should be called a "filthy" martini. ..here you go
ETA: more accurate gif.0 -
Real nice . . just the way I like it. Dirty0
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You're a great hostess!0
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Fantastic . . thanks0
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Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!
Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove0 -
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Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!
Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove
how did i not know about this
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In honor of St Patrick's day I would suggest an Irish coffee Just had one and it went down very well! And for some strange reason, all aaaaa sssss lish behavior from a friend of mine earlier is well and truly numbed. I am now in the revenge plotting frame of mind, and by the time I wake up it will be out of my system. Score lol0
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But seriously.... with this dude pushing ketel one, I don't care what else is in it.
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Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!
Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove
how did i not know about this
Don't feel bad... I've only had good ones in TX... and they're few and far between there!0 -
In honor of St Patrick's day I would suggest an Irish coffee Just had one and it went down very well! And for some strange reason, all aaaaa sssss lish behavior from a friend of mine earlier is well and truly numbed. I am now in the revenge plotting frame of mind, and by the time I wake up it will be out of my system. Score lol
although the purist in me wants to keep the martini thread strictly martini's i've never been one to kick an irish coffee out of bed. nor a mexican coffee. here goes both...find someone to share the other with.
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Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!
Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove
how did i not know about this
Don't feel bad... I've only had good ones in TX... and they're few and far between there!
yeah, but i happen to be in california. AND a mexican. lol. time to get back to my roots.0 -
Duck Face Martini, anyone?
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Duck Face Martini, anyone?
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wow LuSir, that made me want a little more than a Martini, if you know wha' I sayin' huh huh huh?0 -
this is what i mean.0
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trainer dude just made me one, so my answer is yes.0
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Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?0
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Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?
Never..0 -
Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?
Never..
are you spying me, it was 2.5 glasses only. that's like a third of a bottle.0 -
Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?
Never..
are you spying me, it was 2.5 glasses only. that's like a third of a bottle.
I know, right? But now I feel like less of a lush since you agree..lol0
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