Can I have my Martini now?

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MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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the caveman is preparing dinner which I do not intend to eat due to his earlier shenanigans --euphemism i chose in honor of st ptricks day eve... euphemism for a really bad word involving Aaa and SSS and Holeness . I believe he is evolved enough still to know that i would not eat anything he made right now due to grudge mode. and especially not anything paleo'd since said issues ended with my screaming "eat a f$*#king piece of BREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDD!!!!" at the top of my tiny lungs.

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  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
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    I will forever equate you with Karen now. :)

    I'm the same way. I hold grudges and when i'm in that mode I will not accept anything from that person.

    As your friend and not a doctor, I prescribe you two martinis.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    ^that's okay some of my former IRL friends always did. so Dr. may my martini's please be made with gin, dirty and with extra olives?
  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
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    you can have all the dirtiness and olives you want! ****, just take a jar of olives, pour out the juice, and throw in the gin. haha.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Lol... can I join you?? Only I prefer vodka over gin :)
  • erickita89
    erickita89 Posts: 422 Member
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    Girl u sure can! He sound like he stressed. I never want to do a diet that would make me miserable. Get him a big ole baked potatoe for that lack of carb flow to his brain.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Do martini's have less cals than chardonnay?
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
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    Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??
  • artickb22
    artickb22 Posts: 411 Member
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    ah hell, just tip the gin!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??

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    do you read lips?
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
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    Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??

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    do you read lips?


    Thank you . . Kettle one vodka please
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I've always thought this should be called a "filthy" martini. ..here you go

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    ETA: more accurate gif.
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
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    Real nice . . just the way I like it. Dirty
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    You're a great hostess!
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
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    Fantastic . . thanks
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
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    Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!

    Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!

    Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove

    how did i not know about this

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  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    In honor of St Patrick's day I would suggest an Irish coffee ;) Just had one and it went down very well! And for some strange reason, all aaaaa sssss lish behavior from a friend of mine earlier is well and truly numbed. I am now in the revenge plotting frame of mind, and by the time I wake up it will be out of my system. Score lol
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
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    But seriously.... with this dude pushing ketel one, I don't care what else is in it.

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  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
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    Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!

    Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove

    how did i not know about this

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    Don't feel bad... I've only had good ones in TX... and they're few and far between there!

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