Can I have my Martini now?

MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
edited January 17 in Chit-Chat
the caveman is preparing dinner which I do not intend to eat due to his earlier shenanigans --euphemism i chose in honor of st ptricks day eve... euphemism for a really bad word involving Aaa and SSS and Holeness . I believe he is evolved enough still to know that i would not eat anything he made right now due to grudge mode. and especially not anything paleo'd since said issues ended with my screaming "eat a f$*#king piece of BREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDD!!!!" at the top of my tiny lungs.

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  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
    I will forever equate you with Karen now. :)

    I'm the same way. I hold grudges and when i'm in that mode I will not accept anything from that person.

    As your friend and not a doctor, I prescribe you two martinis.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    ^that's okay some of my former IRL friends always did. so Dr. may my martini's please be made with gin, dirty and with extra olives?
  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
    you can have all the dirtiness and olives you want! ****, just take a jar of olives, pour out the juice, and throw in the gin. haha.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Lol... can I join you?? Only I prefer vodka over gin :)
  • erickita89
    erickita89 Posts: 422 Member
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    Girl u sure can! He sound like he stressed. I never want to do a diet that would make me miserable. Get him a big ole baked potatoe for that lack of carb flow to his brain.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Do martini's have less cals than chardonnay?
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
    Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??
  • artickb22
    artickb22 Posts: 411 Member
    ah hell, just tip the gin!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??

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    do you read lips?
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
    Can i have one? I would like blue cheese olives with mine please??

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    do you read lips?


    Thank you . . Kettle one vodka please
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I've always thought this should be called a "filthy" martini. ..here you go

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    ETA: more accurate gif.
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
    Real nice . . just the way I like it. Dirty
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    You're a great hostess!
  • rpp223
    rpp223 Posts: 746 Member
    Fantastic . . thanks
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!

    Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!

    Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove

    how did i not know about this

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  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    In honor of St Patrick's day I would suggest an Irish coffee ;) Just had one and it went down very well! And for some strange reason, all aaaaa sssss lish behavior from a friend of mine earlier is well and truly numbed. I am now in the revenge plotting frame of mind, and by the time I wake up it will be out of my system. Score lol
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    But seriously.... with this dude pushing ketel one, I don't care what else is in it.

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  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!

    Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove

    how did i not know about this

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    Don't feel bad... I've only had good ones in TX... and they're few and far between there!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    In honor of St Patrick's day I would suggest an Irish coffee ;) Just had one and it went down very well! And for some strange reason, all aaaaa sssss lish behavior from a friend of mine earlier is well and truly numbed. I am now in the revenge plotting frame of mind, and by the time I wake up it will be out of my system. Score lol

    although the purist in me wants to keep the martini thread strictly martini's i've never been one to kick an irish coffee out of bed. nor a mexican coffee. here goes both...find someone to share the other with.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Purrrrrrr..... Mexican martini for me please!

    Tequila, olive juice, jalapeno juice... Looooooooove

    how did i not know about this

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    Don't feel bad... I've only had good ones in TX... and they're few and far between there!

    yeah, but i happen to be in california. AND a mexican. lol. time to get back to my roots.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Duck Face Martini, anyone?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Duck Face Martini, anyone?

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    wow LuSir, that made me want a little more than a Martini, if you know wha' I sayin' huh huh huh?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    this is what i mean. images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZC4Ucx7iUmzclUGTIy8mHxNV0miMuI4gAQt73aZNW7H6gW6ReEQ
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    trainer dude just made me one, so my answer is yes.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?

    Never..
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?

    Never..

    are you spying me, it was 2.5 glasses only. that's like a third of a bottle.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Is a martini a bad idea after 1/2 a bottle of wine?

    Never..

    are you spying me, it was 2.5 glasses only. that's like a third of a bottle.

    I know, right? But now I feel like less of a lush since you agree..lol
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