Uh oh... I'm 2 calories over!

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  • Fatbirdtalking
    Fatbirdtalking Posts: 44
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    And it's gonna go straight to your hips BLAH !!!!!
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
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    Its ok. Just log the time you have spent complaining on this thread as exercise! Problem solved :)
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Stand up, sit down, that should do the trick..!
  • tbresina
    tbresina Posts: 558 Member
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    Do what I do when im over, jumpin jacks or any other calorie burner, you probably have 2 jumpin jacks to get rid of those cals, get going!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I could spank you?

    Really now? :wink:
  • demorelli
    demorelli Posts: 508 Member
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    You'd better hit the treadmill tomorrow out of guilt. For an hour at least. That's what you get for going over.
  • blu_meanie_ca
    blu_meanie_ca Posts: 352 Member
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    I know there was nothing you could do to prevent this either. You were just so compelled to eat by the hypnotic power of the MSG in your foods. The secret sugars that are listed clearly on the nutritional panel AND in the ingredients list were too tricky for you ward off.
    I suggest a garlic necklace (organic of course), and a wooden steak made from sustainable and recycled parts. Eat those instead, and the magical properies will melt your tummy fat in 15 days (repeated over 6 cycles).
  • leahartmann
    leahartmann Posts: 415
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    That´s it- you might as well give up now. :drinker:
  • leahartmann
    leahartmann Posts: 415
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    I know there was nothing you could do to prevent this either. You were just so compelled to eat by the hypnotic power of the MSG in your foods. The secret sugars that are listed clearly on the nutritional panel AND in the ingredients list were too tricky for you ward off.
    I suggest a garlic necklace (organic of course), and a wooden steak made from sustainable and recycled parts. Eat those instead, and the magical properies will melt your tummy fat in 15 days (repeated over 6 cycles).
    Love this one.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    coffee enema is the only thing you can do now.
  • mike_hill
    mike_hill Posts: 61 Member
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    Eat celery until the "negative" calories burned from eating it put you back under the daily goal. :bigsmile:


    <edit for spelling>
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
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    Oh no! You'll have to walk your way to the bathroom! :noway:
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
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    Take your cat for a walk.
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
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    Rub the cat in your profile pic on your face to induce a sneezing fit. I'm sure it will burn those 2 calories. You're welcome! :bigsmile:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    And thus the end of all things is upon us, if only it had been 1 calorie then perhaps there would have been a chance for salvation
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    Oh no time for a coffee cleanse lol
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
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    Dr. Oz says you're screwed....it must be true if he said it.
  • demorelli
    demorelli Posts: 508 Member
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    Dr. Oz says you're screwed....it must be true if he said it.

    Wait who's screwing Dr. Oz?
  • SOOZIE429
    SOOZIE429 Posts: 638 Member
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    a typical fart burns .72 calories. Fart 3 times.


    WOW! My husband should be emaciated then!

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