What were they thinking when they wrote this song!!!

oregonzoo
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My first- Leather and lace-Stevie Knicks.

She is great and talented and gorgeous. But the lyrics to that song are honest to goodness so cheesy and giggle inducing.

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  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Katie Melua - If You Were A Sailboat

    "If you're a cowboy I would trail you,
    If you're a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor.
    If you're a sailboat I would sail you to the shore."


    WTF
  • Female_On_Fire
    Female_On_Fire Posts: 104 Member
    Coheed and Cambria..the final cut. That's one angry twisted dude
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Anything by 2Chainz.

    "Yeah birthday, it's your birthday
    If I die bury me inside that Louis store

    They ask me what I do and who I do it for
    And how I come up with this **** up in the studio
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
    When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store
    When I die, bury me inside the Louis store
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho

    She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
    Scrr..Scrr.. wrists moving, cooking, getting to it
    I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere
    Just made a jug, I got bands everywhere
    You the realest *kitten* breathing if I hold my breath
    Referee, with the whistle, brrrrrt, hold his tech
    Extendo clip, extendo roll
    When your girl leave me she need a hair salon
    Hair weave killer going on a trapathon
    See I done had more bombs than Pakistan
    Dope bomb, dro bomb, and a pill bomb
    See *kitten*, I'm balling, you in will call
    When I die, bury me inside the jewelry store
    When I die, bury me inside the Truey store
    True to my religion, two everything I'm too different
    So when I die, bury me next to two *****es"
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Da Da Da - Trio


    aha
    aha
    aha

    What you will and what you won't
    What you do and what you don't
    What you can and what you can't
    This is what you need to know:
    Loved you though it didn't show

    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

    da da da
    da da da
    da da da

    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

    (whispered)
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.

    I know why you ran away, aha
    Understand you couldn't stay, aha
    Wonder where you are today, aha
    After all was said and done
    It was right for you to run!

    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
    Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

    da da da
    da da da
    da da da

    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
    Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

    da da da (repeat to fade)
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Anything by 2Chainz.

    Oh, and

    "I'm blue dabadi dabadie"

    Seriously, WTF??
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Spring was never waiting for us, girl
    It ran one step ahead
    As we followed in the dance

    Between the parted pages
    And were pressed in love's hot, fevered iron

    Like a striped pair of pants


    MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

    All the sweet, green icing flowing down

    Someone left the cake out in the rain


    I don't think that I can take it

    'Cause it took so long to bake it

    And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no


    I recall the yellow cotton dress

    Foaming like a wave

    On the ground around your knees

    The birds like tender babies in your hands

    And the old men playing checkers, by the trees


    MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

    All the sweet, green icing flowing down

    Someone left the cake out in the rain


    RICHARD HARRIS - MACARTHUR PARK LYRICS
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Kiss- I was made for loving you baby
    Billy Squier- Can remember the title, but the video where he pranced around dancing in a pink shirt.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Kiss- I was made for loving you baby
    Billy Squier- Can remember the title, but the video where he pranced around dancing in a pink shirt.

    Rock Me Tonite?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI

    no, i didn't know that. i just did a quick youtube search. honestly. seriously. i did not know that.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Kiss- I was made for loving you baby
    Billy Squier- Can remember the title, but the video where he pranced around dancing in a pink shirt.

    Rock Me Tonite?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI

    no, i didn't know that. i just did a quick youtube search. honestly. seriously. i did not know that.

    Yup, thats it. It single handedly ruined his career.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    Katie Melua - If You Were A Sailboat

    "If you're a cowboy I would trail you,
    If you're a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor.
    If you're a sailboat I would sail you to the shore."


    WTF

    talent.
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    Katie Melua - If You Were A Sailboat

    "If you're a cowboy I would trail you,
    If you're a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor.
    If you're a sailboat I would sail you to the shore."


    WTF

    Anything by system of a down (not that I don't love them for some reason, I just don't understand half of it)

    And Love the krieger Icon :)

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