MY friend criteria. >.<

DatEpicChick
DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
in Introduce Yourself
Since everyone else gets to have criteria for THEIR FRIENDS LIST.

i wanted to have a list tooooO!OO!OO!O!O!OO!O

1. Be alive.
2. Be Human. (photos of your pet as default pic, is acceptable under discussed circumstances ;)
3. Enjoy breathing
4. Able to type 4 words per minute
5. Understand what FOOD is
6. Eat 7 calories a day.
7. Know how to spell WATER (and the definition of such)
8. Blink 14 times a minute
9. Sit for 7 minutes per day
10. Use LA BANO once per day
11. Able to clap your hands together
12. Enjoy sunshine
13. Happy.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND:

THESE REQUIREMENTS ARE ALL BASED OFF OF THE

MINIMUM ACCEPTABLE HUMAN BEING ACT

If for any reason you do not meet these requirements:

1. Exit this thread
2. Enter thread: "Calling all real people"
3. Promptly add TIGGYPAL

Thank you, come again<3

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  • Penguindeb
    Penguindeb Posts: 24 Member
    I read your previous posts and you just crack me up!!! I bet you are a stitch in person!
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    what can i say, if your not enjoying losing the weight, you will never fully lose the weight. Something you want so badly can't always be a chore =D
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    :drinker:
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    :bigsmile: :smokin: after being on this site for over a year, i just found out we can do smilies..... fail..... but a win too???... yes, a win too...
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    :bigsmile: :smokin: after being on this site for over a year, i just found out we can do smilies..... fail..... but a win too???... yes, a win too...

    Haha!! :glasses: Right on!

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