Bubble Wrap Efficiency question!!??

3foldchord
3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
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I have come into possession a large quantity of bubble wrap.
It would be useful in packing some collectibles away, or when transporting my conga drums to and from practice.

But that is not my intended use.
I need to know what you think would give "more bang for the buck"

I could:
[A] lay it out on the patio like a runway and do somersaults/roll down it, ...

Or

wrap it around my body and roll on the patio.

Any idea which would be the most entertaining?

Replies

  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    I think you would have to slide along it, like a slip and slide, to get the maximum effect.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    would help target cellulite, too.
  • chessgeekdavidb
    chessgeekdavidb Posts: 208 Member
    Bubble wrap gasm ftw
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    B
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    Definitely have sex while wearing it.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    I think you would have to slide along it, like a slip and slide, to get the maximum effect.

    Hmmm. I have stairs.... Maybe sliding down bubble wrap covered stairs? Which is my favotprite, my stairs echo and I often pop bubble wrap there. It scares the cat.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    A would pop more bubbles. B distributes your weight too well.


    And I agree with previous poster - water and sliding.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Lay it on the floor, play some music and dance on it.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    Definitely have sex while wearing it.
    there are only so many things I can talk my husband into... He might go for it, though. As long as I don"t insist not take place on the stairs where it echoes.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    would help target cellulite, too.

    This would be a definite plus.
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    Lay it on the floor, play some music and dance on it.

    How would you hear the popping?!

    I am changing,y answer, get your husband to have sex on the patio.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I heard that you can wrap a girl in it and eat sushi off her at a party. I'd support that.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    Lay it on the floor, play some music and dance ...

    How would you hear the popping?!

    I am changing,y answer, get your husband to have sex on the patio.
    Piccolo music maybe?

    I am beginning to think my bubble wrap fun will have to Wait till the temperature is more comfortable. It's 32 today.
  • Joreanasaurous
    Joreanasaurous Posts: 1,384 Member
    Definitely have sex while wearing it.
    there are only so many things I can talk my husband into... He might go for it, though. As long as I don"t insist not take place on the stairs where it echoes.

    Sex while on it?
  • chels0722
    chels0722 Posts: 465 Member
    Pick a room in your house and cover every inch of the walls, floor, and ceiling (this would be easiest if you removed all the furniture) then lock your least favorite person in the world in there. At first they will be like "This is effin awesome!" and then they will be like "oh.... I see what ya did there"

    Or you can just use the room to go bat-sh** crazy in
  • aprilmaybee
    aprilmaybee Posts: 14
    Wrap your dead bodies in it. Like a more fun version of Dexter.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    Wrap your dead bodies in it. Like a more fun version of Dexter.

    I am all out of dead bodies. I do have a chicken in the freezer though.

    And I like the wall, ceiling, floor idea, but my large quantity is not THAT large.

    But I have some more tides now, thanks, all!
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    I heard that you can wrap a girl in it and eat sushi off her at a party. I'd support that.

    OOOH! There is an idea! Brownies should work, too.
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    Definitely have sex while wearing it.
    there are only so many things I can talk my husband into... He might go for it, though. As long as I don"t insist not take place on the stairs where it echoes.

    Wrap what he wants to get to and tell him he has to pop his way to the treat. Otherwise, no treat. He will go for it.
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    lay it on the patio and cover it in washing up liquid. Then practive surfing down it!

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