Nudist Gyms: Pros & Cons

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  • clarkeje1
    clarkeje1 Posts: 1,641 Member
    sweaty balls and vaginas
  • ads5gr8
    ads5gr8 Posts: 3
    Pro:- You get to perve at lovely young women
    Con:- Most women who go the gym are bit fat munters, yuck!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    think of the snail trails!!!!!!
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    On the plus side, fellas could log calories burned in ways they never thought plausible previously in the gym.

    Something like

    "TOM burned 640 calories doing 52 minutes of self pleasure on inclined bench , with vigorous effort"

    "Mike burned 216 calories doing the Helicopter with his penis in front of the mirror" ( the centrifugal force slings it out making more impressive for the ladies) LOL

    haha
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    Pro: women spotting you while you bench
    Con: men spotting you while you bench
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    doesn't the word "gym" come from "gymnastics" which is derived from the ancient greek word for naked? and wasn't it them who invented the gym and indeed, worked out naked

    pros: it really would be an incentive to stick to the workout and try to look good naked

    cons: abductor and adductor machines :noway:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Con- guys are now going to have two ways of getting calluses at the gym

    I don't really get the joke...but i really want to!!

    Well it's a touchy subject. I wouldn't want to jerk you around with the answer.
    yea don't.She needs to take the matter in her own hands
    Keep going and you'll pump out an answer, these things can be hard
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    sweaty balls and vaginas

    That's schweddy balls and schweddy vaginas. Also schweddy weiners.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Con- guys are now going to have two ways of getting calluses at the gym

    I don't really get the joke...but i really want to!!

    Well it's a touchy subject. I wouldn't want to jerk you around with the answer.


    yea don't.She needs to take the matter in her own hands
    Keep going and you'll pump out an answer, these things can be hard

    you. are. killing. me.!!!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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  • Absonthebrain
    Absonthebrain Posts: 587 Member
    Too distracting! LOL :noway:
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    On the plus side, fellas could log calories burned in ways they never thought plausible previously in the gym.

    Something like

    "TOM burned 640 calories doing 52 minutes of self pleasure on inclined bench , with vigorous effort"

    "Mike burned 216 calories doing the Helicopter with his penis in front of the mirror" ( the centrifugal force slings it out making more impressive for the ladies) LOL

    haha

    Why have you written Tom like that? You almost destroyed the whole thread for me back there :huh:
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    Pros: Men spotting women when they squat
    Cons: Men spotting men when they squat (not that there is anything worng with that)
  • seanezekiel
    seanezekiel Posts: 228 Member
    Id never be able to walk up to another guy on a machine and say "Hey man, mind if I work in with you." again. or "Hey man, can you give me a hand with this."
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    I walk into my gym and it is like a 15% of them that I would even care to see naked outside of a gym..... and I am sure naked gym would ruin that for me. I would damn sure stay away when the resolutioners roll in!!!!! Pro: I would have no appetite - ever - for the rest of my life. And, clorox would make a KILLING!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Things would be floppin around that need not flop at all.
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Pros- all the unbelievably hot chicks
    Cons- You all get to see me! That ain't right
  • leahestey
    leahestey Posts: 124 Member
    No wonder bras for the ladies!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Unless only people who look like my FL show up at a nudist gym, there is no possible benefit in the world.

    Remember "good naked" and "bad naked".

    On your FL, and trust me....no one wants to see me swingin' my kettleballs.
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Con- guys are now going to have two ways of getting calluses at the gym

    I don't really get the joke...but i really want to!!


    I don't really think that you do
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Pro: women spotting you while you bench
    Con: men spotting you while you bench

    I suddenly want tea.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "No...please don't spot me.... no.... c,mon man, get away. no. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
  • sedwards9999
    sedwards9999 Posts: 160 Member
    There's only a handful of things that are best done naked and going to the gym ain't one of them.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    NO.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    doesn't the word "gym" come from "gymnastics" which is derived from the ancient greek word for naked? and wasn't it them who invented the gym and indeed, worked out naked

    pros: it really would be an incentive to stick to the workout and try to look good naked

    cons: abductor and adductor machines :noway:

    I'm not sure I agree with you there. I've got a few ladies on my friends list that I would LOVE to see on a Abductor, adductor, or Pec Deck. I would love spotting them on Squats and Benchpress too. Wait...no. If I was spotting them on the Bench, I would be WAY to tempted to do something else...

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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Pro - Naked hot people. Con- Naked Gross People. Other Con - No underwear to filter farts.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I keep imagining things dangling and getting pinched in the machines and such.... *wince*
  • ccburn5
    ccburn5 Posts: 473 Member
    Ha!!! Naked leg tosses, naked Turkish get ups, naked dirty dogs.

    Good in certain movies.

    BAD in the gym.

    I'm out!!!
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    The thought of dudes squatting naked:

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  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Oh dear god, the bouncing.
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