Nudist Gyms: Pros & Cons

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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Yoga class anyone?

    i'd so sign up for that class.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    So many cons, so few pros.

    On second thought. No pros. Nada.
  • thecakelocker
    thecakelocker Posts: 407 Member
    I want to see the naked squats.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    *kitten* to ground squats would also involve balls to ground. Ain't enough cleansing spray in the world to fix that
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I want to see the naked squats.

    i'm gonna do naked squats on my man.





    I mean with my man.
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    Swass, swalls, and Swussy. 'Nuff said.
  • sally_jeffswife
    sally_jeffswife Posts: 766 Member
    Pros some people would prob burn a few more calories from workin up a sweat, cons thats un-sanitary and just Ewww
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    if you've ever been to a real life nude beach you'd realize that there are no pros to this idea.
  • crystalflame
    crystalflame Posts: 1,049 Member
    Unsanitary benches and not-hot naked people aside, how the eff am I supposed to run without shoes and a sports bra??? Are lifting gloves still allowed in a nudist gym?
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
    I would imagine for women that would suck lol the sweat in the "lady garden" the slipping off equipment from booty swet not to mention the bouncing of the breasts yikes! I need support when i workout lol
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    you think the conceited guys stare at themselves as they flex in the mirror a lot now!!!
  • nivekeh
    nivekeh Posts: 10 Member
    Con- guys are now going to have two ways of getting calluses at the gym

    Hilarious!

    What a bad idea. There is absolutely no upside.
  • BrainsOnGains
    BrainsOnGains Posts: 282 Member
    pretty much every piece of equipment would become a "pec deck"
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Then there would be no yoga pants. And I'd be a sad panda :(
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    Oh the horror!!! Just on a personal level...my bewbs hurt anyway after a workout...Imagine these DD's untethered.....not a good thing on any level lol:laugh:
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    Unless only people who look like my FL except Rex show up at a nudist gym, there is no possible benefit in the world.

    Remember "good naked" and "bad naked".

    fixed that for you ;)

    Seriously though... this just seems like all cons and no pros.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    It will be really hard to hide my erects without my vertical lined T shirt and horizontal lined shorts
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Babu does not approve



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  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    Every work out is third-leg day
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    and yet all the olympics used to compete naked.
    humour while working out
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    *kitten* to ground squats would also involve balls to ground. Ain't enough cleansing spray in the world to fix that

    on the plus side the older i get the less distance i would have to go down
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    The smells. I can only imagine the smells.... nothing but cons in my head.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    I can really only think of the cons associated with a nudist gym. **** flying all over the place while running on a treadmill, and I REALLY don't wanna see somebody attempt some serious squats in the nude. I'm all for embracing one's body, but there is such thing as bad naked.
  • Annette_rose
    Annette_rose Posts: 427 Member
    lol...do these seriously exist??? And, if they do, do they have observation windows? :laugh:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    *kitten* to ground squats would also involve balls to ground. Ain't enough cleansing spray in the world to fix that

    on the plus side the older i get the less distance i would have to go down

    Yep, that's exactly it! By the time a dude is 70, he'd be basically doing standing calf raises . . .
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    I honestly can't think of any pro's:huh:
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Nobody would do squats anymore.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    The smells. I can only imagine the smells....

    Toot, toot, the magical fruit. Is it a gym or a musical? Or perhaps a Youtube sensation?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Nobody would do squats anymore.

    Or would they? :smokin:
  • Smiling_Sara
    Smiling_Sara Posts: 203 Member
    The hygiene factor. Even if I was comfortable naked.....the hygiene factor!!
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