Nudist Gyms: Pros & Cons

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  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    XD The comments....oh the comments. xD

    All cons for me...it probably would be like a nudist beach, all you would see are wrinkly creepy old men/women. xD
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Oh the horror!!! Just on a personal level...my bewbs hurt anyway after a workout...Imagine these DD's untethered.....not a good thing on any level lol:laugh:

    I just imagined it. Now what?
  • dezcast
    dezcast Posts: 429 Member
    Id say NO! I went to a nudist beach...well I was the youngest one there by like 40 years! No thanks, Id rather not see that horror. Blah!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Pass. I tried jumping rope without drawers on once. It was painful to me, I could only imagine how it would have looked to somebody else.
  • olDave
    olDave Posts: 557 Member
    Ya just gotta have something for stoppin the floppin! Somebody could get hurt!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Pro: less sweaty clothes.

    Con: bench press boners.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    abductor/adductor machine workouts will never be the same...
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    Pros: I wouldn't have to tell people that they had to wear proper attire anymore

    Cons: Zumba would be even worse at trying to look sexy.

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  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    Oh the horror!!! Just on a personal level...my bewbs hurt anyway after a workout...Imagine these DD's untethered.....not a good thing on any level lol:laugh:

    I just imagined it. Now what?

    there is 247lbs of untanned flesh connected to that lol:blushing: :laugh: :laugh: :sick:
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Yoga class anyone?

    I have heard of nude yoga . . . the idea of all that bending and stretching and spreading and hanging makes me vomit in my mouth.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Yoga class anyone?

    I have heard of nude yoga . . . the idea of all that bending and stretching and spreading and hanging makes me vomit in my mouth.

    and farting. don't forget farting.
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    Self appreciating audience here, clothes tone that down. Pass.
  • CharleneExtreme
    CharleneExtreme Posts: 372
    I love this thread too much to be considered normal!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    SNAIL TRAIL! EWWWWWW

    Barf..OMG there better be a towel policy, but still that stuff leaks through. Who left the yeast on the weight bench?

    And yeah I agree I'm not running unless I have girls strapped down. Hahahahah the thought of some naked dude running with socks and sneackers on ewww tiny little hair turtle necks.

    BWAHAHAHAHA!
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
    lol... it would be a train wreck...

    Workout would be compromised by:

    If people near you are hot... cranking your neck to see them.
    If people near you are NOT hot... cranking your neck the other way.
    Cardio and aerobics classes would be awesome and terrifying at the same time (see above)
    There would be a lot of jiggling, juggling and bouncing.... reaction to be determined.
    Entire gym is basically a biological minefield unless everybody carried saran wrap and followed a strict towel policy.
    Yoga would be very awkward... Bikram yoga would be.... I don't even know?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Pro - Naked hot people. Con- Naked Gross People. Other Con - No underwear to filter farts.

    I'm not even worried about the farts its what else it filters when someone is pressing and grunting too hard when they are lifting.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    the thought makes me shudder...and not in a good way :noway:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    you think the conceited guys stare at themselves as they flex in the mirror a lot now!!!

    Actually if they dont have much to write home about I bet they stare at themselves less in the mirror. Be a great way for a women to judge the true character of a man, hahahahahaha!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    and yet all the olympics used to compete naked.
    humour while working out

    Olympic athletes and remember Greeks were very open to the concept of brotherly love versus the average person trying to lose 50lbs. Nope dont need to repeat history in this case.
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    What if you were trying to rack your 100lb dumbbell...you lean over the weight rack which is usually somewhere between upper thigh and groin high, you are a man and your manhood rests just above the rack...you drop the dumbbell....manhood gone.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Sorry I bounce to much with 2 bras on to even imagine doing the eliptical with no clothes on........ Plus squats would never be the same....
    Never mind all the flopping of various male body parts ..
    I would never be able to do the abd/adducter maching again ...
    Plus I blush so anytime I caught someone staring (and lets face it everyone would be staring at someone either in fasination or horror) my whole body would turn bright red...No thanks
  • vcfervc
    vcfervc Posts: 28
    I'd be concerned that I would injure myself in certain areas more easily.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Yoga class anyone?

    I have heard of nude yoga . . . the idea of all that bending and stretching and spreading and hanging makes me vomit in my mouth.

    Dog pose may confuse some :laugh:
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    If the choice is to get a spot and to have some dudes nut sack in my face or to lift lighter, I am no longer advocating heavy lifting.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    What if you were trying to rack your 100lb dumbbell...you lean over the weight rack which is usually somewhere between upper thigh and groin high, you are a man and your manhood rests just above the rack...you drop the dumbbell....manhood gone.

    Dude, what about spotting another dude on the bench? Disturbing . . ..
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Pro: People might leave cellphone in car since they won't have pockets

    Con: No place to clip ipod for music...except ...maybe... nipple? edge of belly button? oh wait maybe your ear would work....LOL
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