Mating rituals

jbutterflye
jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
edited January 18 in Chit-Chat
So, I'm watching this National Geographic documentary (gotta love em!) about mating rituals. So far I've seen humans pretending to be vampires and drinking each other's blood, and African men parading in a beauty contest followed by wife stealing. Now I'm discovering tatooed hand prints of their lovers in Melbourne Australia.

So, people. what are your quirky mating rituals?? :huh:

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  • Tavysh
    Tavysh Posts: 204 Member
    I can't go into specifics but it involves a rubber ball, a batman costume, and some confetti.
  • chessgeekdavidb
    chessgeekdavidb Posts: 208 Member
    Whatever happened to just clubbing them?
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I use a bow and arrow!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I can't go into specifics but it involves a rubber ball, a batman costume, and some confetti.

    I can picture this.
  • MbiggsHFD319
    MbiggsHFD319 Posts: 427 Member
    How about lasso, hog tied and then drag him off behind my horse ( or well since I'm a modern day cowgirl, behind my 4wheeler). Lol
  • xF7x
    xF7x Posts: 143
    Kinda simple I guess... but fun...

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  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Whatever happened to just clubbing them?

    We're not talking about the mating rituals of seals.

    (OH, that was bad)
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Kinda simple I guess... but fun...

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    ROFLMAO!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Moofey?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Very positive that I will get insta banned from the site if I said what I wanna say...
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Very positive that I will get insta banned from the site if I said what I wanna say...
    Don't you offer them candy?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    spending lots of money on stuff. like serious cash money! Like paying for drinks and pizza and hotel room. Its just outrageous. serial. I hear the dutch have a bit easier time, you know cause they go dutch. I think double dutch should be illegal though. Oh, and moofey.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Very positive that I will get insta banned from the site if I said what I wanna say...
    Don't you offer them candy?

    I might make another thread in the banned forums for what I actually do someday. But for now on the main forums, I'm a freakin angel!
  • TattednPierced
    TattednPierced Posts: 358
    Works every time.
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  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    Bacon, just bacon.
  • xF7x
    xF7x Posts: 143
    Bacon, just bacon.

    Bacon again?? !!!...

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  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    Bacon, just bacon.

    Bacon again?? !!!...

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    Hey, someone had to say it........I also like to offer boys poptarts and waffles......works EVERY time. Gotta stick with what works.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I make them Tuna sandwiches that lead to Happiness.
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_wWdTryqLY booty warrior :glasses:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Those crazy peac0cks!

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