Rage Quit Thread of the Day #1

WinnerVictorious
WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
edited January 19 in Chit-Chat
1) insert generic rant about:

- food database accuracy
- rude/mean/unsupportive members
- personal insecurities
- etc.

2) insert specific insult directed at community and/or website

3) insert excuse and/or admonition, "You don't know me! Don't judge me!".

4) await response from community

5) rage quit

Replies

  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Yes. The whole internet is against me. I just can't figure out why. I'm sure it has nothing to do with what you've posted. Nothing, I tell you, NOTHING!
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    Why are you so mean?!

    Nobody loves me! I guess I'll just go eat some deep fried breaded worms.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Why are you so mean?!

    Nobody loves me! I guess I'll just go eat some deep fried breaded worms.

    If those are Gummy Worms I demand you share them!
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    I click and clickety click on this website all the time and im on a plateau now.. not loosing any more weight!!!:grumble:
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    Its all monsanto's fault.. all those damn GMO foods genetically modified me into a gluttonous fatass.... If I had enough money to buy all organic food I wouldnt be fat, but, I can't. .. it's Obama's fault I'm living in poverty... MFP told me to eat too little and I dont know what the words "self advocate" mean so I did no research at all. I did what you told me to do and it didn't work. Its your fault. Its Jerry Seinfelds fault. I blame the jews. This place sucks. Have a nice life. You're all just going to be fat again. I'm done here.
  • tom_olech
    tom_olech Posts: 139 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Oh, it's not just the internet...my boss/spouse/parent/roommate refuses to realize that when I am on this special journey, EVERYONE must go along! The fact that they continue to eat cookies, chips and donuts just means they are secretly jealous and trying to sabotage me.
    Waiting for responses to validate my righteous indignation.
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    REPORTED!
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    And the Holidays! They are to blame, it's not MY fault! Easter has sooooooo much candy, I can't resist!!!!!!
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Oh, it's not just the internet...my boss/spouse/parent/roommate refuses to realize that when I am on this special journey, EVERYONE must go along! The fact that they continue to eat cookies, chips and donuts just means they are secretly jealous and trying to sabotage me.
    Waiting for responses to validate my righteous indignation.

    I want to say something witty to this, but it's such a real problem here that I can't come up with anything but *applause*. So applause!
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
    Its all monsanto's fault.. all those damn GMO foods genetically modified me into a gluttonous fatass.... If I had enough money to buy all organic food I wouldnt be fat, but, I can't. .. it's Obama's fault I'm living in poverty... MFP told me to eat too little and I dont know what the words "self advocate" mean so I did no research at all. I did what you told me to do and it didn't work. Its your fault. Its Jerry Seinfelds fault. I blame the jews. This place sucks. Have a nice life. You're all just going to be fat again. I'm done here.

    On behalf of Jews everywhere...you're welcome.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!

    i don't get it.

    ???
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I have been dieting and exercising my butt off for 3 whole days and I don't look any different. I will always be fat, it must be genetics I mean if I haven't lost 5 inches from my waist in 3 whole days then I should just give up.:sad:
  • JenniferMary_9169
    JenniferMary_9169 Posts: 164 Member
    It's my mother's, father's, sister's, every guy I've ever met's, my ex-husband's, my boyfriend's, my ex-best friend's, taco bell's, McD's, Chipolte's, Budweiser's, Wachusett Blueberry's, FiberOne's, Lean Cuisine's, grapefruit's, DD's, Subway's, D'Angelo's, co-worker's, boss', mean girls I work with's, beyotches from HS on FB's and lastly my boyfriend's snotty sister-in-law's fault that I am fat. They conspire against me and I just can't take it anymore. I'm thinking of suing all of them. Who want's to join me in a class action law suit against everyone who has ever done anything?!?!?!?

    If anyone needs me, I'll be curled up in a ball under my desk eating a box of FiberOne brownies and drinking my latte waiting for nature's cleanse to kick in....
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I made a post about my incredibly unsafe diet plan and MFP deleted it! This website sucks and I don't think they should be able to infringe on my rights like this! Isn't this internet-America? Don't we have the right to say whatever stupid thing we want without fear of being corrected? Well don't we? Isn't that what the founding fathers died to protect???? Just because YOU can't survive on 500 calories per day doesn't mean that I can't. We're all different! I'm never coming back here!!!!!!! Someone just tell me where else I can go to count calories that will have an exhaustive database of foods and a supportive community and I'll never be back here.



    edited to appease WV
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I made a post about my incredibly unsafe diet plan and MFP deleted it! This website sucks and I don't think they should be able to infringe on my rights like this! Isn't this internet-America? Don't we have the right to say whatever stupid thing we want without fear of being corrected? Well don't we? Isn't that what the founding fathers died to protect???? Just because YOU can't survive on 500 calories per day doesn't mean that I can't. We're all different! I'm never coming back here!!!!!!!

    the funniest ones to me are:

    1) the ones who don't like MFP for some reason, so they create a thread demanding to know which sites are out there like MFP, but better. when they get ridiculed for their thread, they get mad and rage quit.

    2) the ones who come on MFP (a calorie counting website) and bad-mouth calorie counting as something unnecessary and that doesn't work. when they get ridiculed for their thread, they get mad and rage quit.

    good times. :bigsmile:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    This feels like a homework. I'm the type of nerd that hates doing homework

    ETA: This is possibly related

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/918876-guide-to-success-on-mfp
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I made a post about my incredibly unsafe diet plan and MFP deleted it! This website sucks and I don't think they should be able to infringe on my rights like this! Isn't this internet-America? Don't we have the right to say whatever stupid thing we want without fear of being corrected? Well don't we? Isn't that what the founding fathers died to protect???? Just because YOU can't survive on 500 calories per day doesn't mean that I can't. We're all different! I'm never coming back here!!!!!!!

    the funniest ones to me are:

    1) the ones who don't like MFP for some reason, so they create a thread demanding to know which sites are out there like MFP, but better. when they get ridiculed for their thread, they get mad and rage quit.

    2) the ones who come on MFP (a calorie counting website) and bad-mouth calorie counting as something unnecessary and that doesn't work. when they get ridiculed for their thread, they get mad and rage quit.

    good times. :bigsmile:

    Fixed it for you. :drinker:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    This feels like a homework. I'm the type of nerd that hates doing homework

    ETA: This is possibly related

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/918876-guide-to-success-on-mfp

    i see a rage quit in your future...

    fortune-teller.jpg
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I'm sick of the cool kids making fun of our journeys with threads like these! You don't know how hard it is to stick to a low fat, no carb, no sugar, no sodium diet!!! You don't know my life!

    Can anyone recommend another calorie-counting site? My google is down.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I'm sick of the cool kids making fun of our journeys with threads like these! You don't know how hard it is to stick to a low fat, no carb, no sugar, no sodium diet!!! You don't know my life!

    Can anyone recommend another calorie-counting site? My google is down.

    http://www.dairyqueen.com


    Signed,

    Coolest kid of all
    :smokin:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I was doing so well in my weight loss journey until she started talking to me, apparently her and her friends thought it would be fun to mess with me. I got to attached so I didn't think much when she asked for a picture, how should I've known she didn't mean a picture of my junk.

    Women always ruin good things for me, now I got banned on my main account.

    You guys don't know how hard it is to be rejected all the time while looking for love, I have so many restraining orders against me here in my town they named getting one after me. Now my virtual life is ruined too!

    All I did was take a chance on love!
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