I came for the porn...

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  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,282 Member
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    That's so bad its good! :D
  • here
    here Posts: 69
    A 54 oz steak that I ate all by myself at my highest weight.

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    Where did you get this? I must consume this!!!!!

    Canada! Riverstone Grill! It's called "The Bone in the Stone"!!!!
  • kimmymayhall
    kimmymayhall Posts: 419 Member
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    This is something I make for my daughter, it is a pancake with woven bacon inside, now just cover it in butter and maple syrup and you are good to go.

    I'm just going to hang around and wait for some judgmental jerk to question your parenting skills... In the mean time, would you please adopt me and cook me breakfast?

    Heck no! You are the best dad evah!
  • yoscarlino
    yoscarlino Posts: 100 Member
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    This. With Cheese. And Beer.
  • MonicWojda
    MonicWojda Posts: 4 Member
    how can you do this????? I just want to cry now.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts & Pumpkin Cheesecake Ben & Jerry's ice cream sandwich:
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    Red Velvet Pop Tarts & Red Velvet Cake Ben & Jerry's ice cream sandwich:
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  • BrittanyMegan88
    BrittanyMegan88 Posts: 670 Member
    I came for the porn

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    HAHAHAHA!
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
    They had both talked about this night since they woke up. The anticipation was more than they could bare and they both rushed home and got out fo theiri work clothes. They started in the kitchen and he slapped his meat on the table and she began to rub and tenderize it until it was ready. She took it in her hands and he followed her outside. Her coals were burning and as she place it in, the sizzle was more than they could take. The juices flowed and he dipped his finger in to taste. "Perfect baby," he muttered. She then told him she watned it on the table and he obliged.

    It was the best steak they ever grilled.

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    This was SO EPIC. Yes!!!
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
    I would put chocolate on that bacon pancake. Mmmm.
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  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
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    oh Yeah.
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
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    The best ones are in a styrofoam container!

    *drools*

    What is that? I've never seen that before.
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
    Smoking hot meat.
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  • TheDevastator
    TheDevastator Posts: 1,626 Member
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    oh Yeah.
    That's what I like.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    oh Yeah.
    That's what I like.

    You like big buns?
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
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    oh Yeah.
    That's what I like.

    You like big buns?

    And he cannot lie.
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
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    Roses... errr... bacon for you my love.
  • leighann881
    leighann881 Posts: 371
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    The best ones are in a styrofoam container!

    *drools*

    What is that? I've never seen that before.

    looks like poutine
  • leighann881
    leighann881 Posts: 371
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    Roses... errr... bacon for you my love.

    this. is. love.
  • jacintanelson
    jacintanelson Posts: 2 Member
    OMG! I just died n went to hog heaven!
  • jacintanelson
    jacintanelson Posts: 2 Member
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    It's so wrong. Delicious, bacony, deep fried wrong. I must have it.
    Right! That look so good!
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    i want bacon roses in an edible arrangement bouquet
  • arsimpson1
    arsimpson1 Posts: 59 Member
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    Now that's what I'm talkin about. Love me some crawfish!
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
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    The best ones are in a styrofoam container!

    *drools*

    What is that? I've never seen that before.

    This is why Canadians stay in Canada. This is how we show our love for one another. This is poutine.
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    i hate all of you.

    i now blame op for all the weight i gained just looking at those epic photos....

    unfriended.... you all.

    hahaha
  • TheDevastator
    TheDevastator Posts: 1,626 Member
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    oh Yeah.
    That's what I like.

    You like big buns?

    And he cannot lie.
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  • koshkasmum
    koshkasmum Posts: 276 Member
    I just put on four pounds while scanning this thread. Danger Danger Danger!!!!!!!!
  • youcantfoolme
    youcantfoolme Posts: 79 Member
    giggle,giggle,giggle....
  • youcantfoolme
    youcantfoolme Posts: 79 Member
    i came for the porn and gained 3 pounds!!!
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
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    oh Yeah.
    That's what I like.

    You like big buns?

    And he cannot lie.
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    bwahahahahaaaa!
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
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    The best ones are in a styrofoam container!

    *drools*

    What is that? I've never seen that before.

    This is why Canadians stay in Canada. This is how we show our love for one another. This is poutine.

    I googled this. French fries, gravy and cheese. Yep, I'm moving to Canada.