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    Looking for smarta$$es

    Posts: 107
    edited January 19 in Introduce Yourself
    Hey, are you a smartass? Do you like to post random crap in your news feed? Do you eat more than 800 calories a day AND eat back your exercise calories? We should be friends.

    That is all.

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    • Posts: 8,619 Member
      YES!
    • Posts: 36 Member
      Sometimes I eat more than 800 calories in chocolate alone. Does that count?
    • Posts: 2,089 Member
      I like your style 2Eggs. I like to crap in my news feed too.
    • Posts: 499
      Your Sodium is set at over 1billion...or my screens gone skitzo... Oo

      Are you planning on consuming the entire Saltworks?

      Yes i'm a Smartazz :)
    • Posts: 373 Member
      Hey, are you a smartass? Do you like to post random crap in your news feed? Do you eat more than 800 calories a day AND eat back your exercise calories? We should be friends.

      That is all.

      OMG. I think I fell in love with you immediately after reading your post. First one ever in this section of the forums that made me LOL for real.

      And yes, I am a smart *kitten*. Born and raised. And yes, I eat more than 800 calories--in at least ONE meal every day. Exercise calories go down the same hatch, too.

      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 107
      Sometimes I eat more than 800 calories in chocolate alone. Does that count?

      Of course it does!
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      Some times I eat my GF's extra 800 calories.
    • Posts: 107
      Your Sodium is set at over 1billion...or my screens gone skitzo... Oo

      Are you planning on consuming the entire Saltworks?

      Yes i'm a Smartazz :)

      The number was making me crazy! Every day, big fat red letters letters telling me i'm eating too much of something. I have low blood pressure, so a little too much salt isn't going to hurt me, but I still have a family to feed and they eat a lot of what I eat. I needed to at least have a round about figure of how much sodium i'm eating. So, that's why I didn't actually remove the number, I just changed it to eleventybillion. Problem solved.
    • Posts: 116 Member
      exercise?
    • Posts: 673 Member
      Sometimes I eat more than 800 calories in chocolate alone. Does that count?

      ditto
    • Posts: 673 Member
      Some times I eat my GF's extra 800 calories.

      just break up
    • Posts: 499
      Thats filling a shot glass, skulling and repeat Jza.

      Its good for the Biceps.
    • Posts: 849 Member
      exercise?

      :noway:
    • Posts: 107
      Some times I eat my GF's extra 800 calories.

      You sound fat.
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      Sign me up...ink me in...I'm your girl!
      Look at my page, I promise you I'm the friend you are looking for. I post more than food and exercises (however I named my exercise equipment to keep things interesting). Sarcasm for me is an essential food group.
    • Posts: 107
      exercise?

      Yeah, that's the stuff I do so I can eat more.
    • Posts: 2,844 Member
      I'm a smart *kitten*
    • Posts: 9,097 Member
      Why would you eat back your exercise calories?
    • Posts: 107
      Why would you eat back your exercise calories?

      Because food. That's why.
    • Posts: 9,097 Member
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      Because food. That's why.

      But I want a thigh gap...
    • Posts: 271 Member
      I have been told I am a smart ars. I do eat also.
    • Posts: 2,844 Member
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      Because food. That's why.

      It's why I go to Hardees
    • Posts: 107
      show previous quotes

      But I want a thigh gap...


      You know, my comment to that is probably so far over the line that i'm looking at it from the other end. So i'll just leave it for someone who isn't as new around here as I am.
    • Posts: 2,403 Member
      Hey, are you a smartass? Do you like to post random crap in your news feed? Do you eat more than 800 calories a day AND eat back your exercise calories? We should be friends.

      That is all.

      I mainly exercise just so that I can eat even more calories. Literally, I check my calories burned during workouts and say to myself, "Yep, that's a Snickers bar I can have later."

      I also have taken to posting random song lyrics on my newsfeed, because it's what the cool kids do.
    • Posts: 11 Member
      I'm new too. And many people have actually have called me dik. Does that qualify me for the smartarse club?

      Being new I will take one for the team, ok give one to show my loyalty. I will sacrifice myself to help enlarge the thigh gap!
    • Posts: 116 Member
      Thats filling a shot glass, skulling and repeat Jza.

      Its good for the Biceps.

      youve been paying attention havent you hahaha
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