Looking for smarta$$es

2EggsSeparated
2EggsSeparated Posts: 107
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Hey, are you a smartass? Do you like to post random crap in your news feed? Do you eat more than 800 calories a day AND eat back your exercise calories? We should be friends.

That is all.

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  • DancingMoosie
    DancingMoosie Posts: 8,619 Member
    YES!
  • lynnmariestan1
    lynnmariestan1 Posts: 36 Member
    Sometimes I eat more than 800 calories in chocolate alone. Does that count?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I like your style 2Eggs. I like to crap in my news feed too.
  • Synapze
    Synapze Posts: 499
    Your Sodium is set at over 1billion...or my screens gone skitzo... Oo

    Are you planning on consuming the entire Saltworks?

    Yes i'm a Smartazz :)
  • Yeller_Sensation
    Yeller_Sensation Posts: 373 Member
    Hey, are you a smartass? Do you like to post random crap in your news feed? Do you eat more than 800 calories a day AND eat back your exercise calories? We should be friends.

    That is all.

    OMG. I think I fell in love with you immediately after reading your post. First one ever in this section of the forums that made me LOL for real.

    And yes, I am a smart *kitten*. Born and raised. And yes, I eat more than 800 calories--in at least ONE meal every day. Exercise calories go down the same hatch, too.

    :flowerforyou:
  • 2EggsSeparated
    2EggsSeparated Posts: 107
    Sometimes I eat more than 800 calories in chocolate alone. Does that count?

    Of course it does!
  • lilpoindexter
    lilpoindexter Posts: 1,122 Member
    Some times I eat my GF's extra 800 calories.
  • 2EggsSeparated
    2EggsSeparated Posts: 107
    Your Sodium is set at over 1billion...or my screens gone skitzo... Oo

    Are you planning on consuming the entire Saltworks?

    Yes i'm a Smartazz :)

    The number was making me crazy! Every day, big fat red letters letters telling me i'm eating too much of something. I have low blood pressure, so a little too much salt isn't going to hurt me, but I still have a family to feed and they eat a lot of what I eat. I needed to at least have a round about figure of how much sodium i'm eating. So, that's why I didn't actually remove the number, I just changed it to eleventybillion. Problem solved.
  • BigJza
    BigJza Posts: 116 Member
    exercise?
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    Sometimes I eat more than 800 calories in chocolate alone. Does that count?

    ditto
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    Some times I eat my GF's extra 800 calories.

    just break up
  • Synapze
    Synapze Posts: 499
    Thats filling a shot glass, skulling and repeat Jza.

    Its good for the Biceps.
  • VpinkLotus
    VpinkLotus Posts: 849 Member
    exercise?

    :noway:
  • 2EggsSeparated
    2EggsSeparated Posts: 107
    Some times I eat my GF's extra 800 calories.

    You sound fat.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Sign me up...ink me in...I'm your girl!
    Look at my page, I promise you I'm the friend you are looking for. I post more than food and exercises (however I named my exercise equipment to keep things interesting). Sarcasm for me is an essential food group.
  • 2EggsSeparated
    2EggsSeparated Posts: 107
    exercise?

    Yeah, that's the stuff I do so I can eat more.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I'm a smart *kitten*
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Why would you eat back your exercise calories?
  • 2EggsSeparated
    2EggsSeparated Posts: 107
    Why would you eat back your exercise calories?

    Because food. That's why.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Why would you eat back your exercise calories?

    Because food. That's why.

    But I want a thigh gap...
  • dan323
    dan323 Posts: 271 Member
    I have been told I am a smart ars. I do eat also.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Why would you eat back your exercise calories?

    Because food. That's why.

    It's why I go to Hardees
  • 2EggsSeparated
    2EggsSeparated Posts: 107
    Why would you eat back your exercise calories?

    Because food. That's why.

    But I want a thigh gap...


    You know, my comment to that is probably so far over the line that i'm looking at it from the other end. So i'll just leave it for someone who isn't as new around here as I am.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Hey, are you a smartass? Do you like to post random crap in your news feed? Do you eat more than 800 calories a day AND eat back your exercise calories? We should be friends.

    That is all.

    I mainly exercise just so that I can eat even more calories. Literally, I check my calories burned during workouts and say to myself, "Yep, that's a Snickers bar I can have later."

    I also have taken to posting random song lyrics on my newsfeed, because it's what the cool kids do.
  • Rob777com
    Rob777com Posts: 11 Member
    I'm new too. And many people have actually have called me dik. Does that qualify me for the smartarse club?

    Being new I will take one for the team, ok give one to show my loyalty. I will sacrifice myself to help enlarge the thigh gap!
  • BigJza
    BigJza Posts: 116 Member
    Thats filling a shot glass, skulling and repeat Jza.

    Its good for the Biceps.

    youve been paying attention havent you hahaha

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