My paleo cat thinks it is better than me! HELP!

Admiral_Derp
Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
edited January 19 in Food and Nutrition
I've been trying to transition my overweight cat (Chairman Meow) to an IIFIYM diet. I keep trying to feed him poptart and ice cream sandwiches, but he insists on eating paleo. I'll leave the room and come back to find my laptop on a page with so called "zoological science" supported articles about how sabre-tooth tigers ate a thousand years ago or whatever. He just won't listen to reason! Any help?

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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Is there lasagna here?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    If you fall asleep where the cat can get to you, it will eat your face off and start with your lips. Usually they wait for you to die, but if your cat is making it's own food choices, then you may not have that kind of time. Whatever you do, do NOT get another cat along with the one you already have, the reason is, then it will be come a pack mentality and that never ends well.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Bring the cat to China Buffet. When you get back home he will probably do anything you ask.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    If you fall asleep where the cat can get to you, it will eat your face off and start with your lips. Usually they wait for you to die, but if your cat is making it's own food choices, then you may not have that kind of time. Whatever you do, do NOT get another cat along with the one you already have, the reason is, then it will be come a pack mentality and that never ends well.

    So is human flesh paleo?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    If you fall asleep where the cat can get to you, it will eat your face off and start with your lips. Usually they wait for you to die, but if your cat is making it's own food choices, then you may not have that kind of time. Whatever you do, do NOT get another cat along with the one you already have, the reason is, then it will be come a pack mentality and that never ends well.

    So is human flesh paleo?

    Yes.
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    It's un-american to NOT eat poptarts.
  • thetemplateblog
    thetemplateblog Posts: 53 Member
    Remember this.

    HE is not YOUR cat. YOU are HIS servant !
  • mattschwartz01
    mattschwartz01 Posts: 566 Member
    It's un-american to NOT eat poptarts.

    LOL! That's what Kellogg's wants you to believe. You have assimilated the advertising subliminal messages.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    It's un-american to NOT eat poptarts.

    I keep trying to explain this to him, but he doesn't care. He just mumbles stuff in what sounds suspiciously like French under his breath.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    You should be more supportive.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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  • emmymcq
    emmymcq Posts: 278 Member
    Hmm, I have a similar problem. I'm trying to convert my dog to veganism. Why won't he listen?! :tongue:
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
    Good luck finding Fancy Feast Mastodon, it's been discontinued.
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
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  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    If you fall asleep where the cat can get to you, it will eat your face off and start with your lips. Usually they wait for you to die, but if your cat is making it's own food choices, then you may not have that kind of time. Whatever you do, do NOT get another cat along with the one you already have, the reason is, then it will be come a pack mentality and that never ends well.

    So is human flesh paleo?

    Yes.

    as long as the humans are grass fed... NOT grain fed
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Paleo is definitely the way to go. I'm following my Poptart's example and we are going Paleo together.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    PEOPLE ON THIS SIGHT NEED TO REALIZE THAT CATS ARE CARNIVORES WHICH MEANS THEY ARE BIOLOGICALLY OBSTINATE TO EAT MEAT.
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