Cats make you fat

dirtnap63
dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
edited January 19 in Chit-Chat
If you eat too many of them.

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  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Are you speaking from experience?
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I hear if you marry one, you slowly but surely start to look like balloon.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    If you eat too many of them.

    But you still have to eat at least 1200.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Are you speaking from experience?

    Yes, my cat eating habit has caused me to gain 125 lbs. I call it wifey.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    My kitty is on a strict penis diet, low cal
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Pretty lean little buggers to eat. Their catfood might be higher in nutritional value. (Though the smell of it is revolting to me. I don't know why. It just is.)
  • gc_tweety
    gc_tweety Posts: 205 Member
    Best day just got better, thank you MFP!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Pretty lean little buggers to eat. Their catfood might be higher in nutritional value. (Though the smell of it is revolting to me. I don't know why. It just is.)

    Yes, it is revolting. Thinking about that smell makes me gag.
  • TheStephil
    TheStephil Posts: 858 Member
    My kitty is on a strict penis diet, low cal

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • deathbypretzel
    deathbypretzel Posts: 45
    In for the eating of cats.
  • The_Transforming_Journey
    The_Transforming_Journey Posts: 91 Member
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  • PototaeLuvvr
    PototaeLuvvr Posts: 38
    how can a cat make you fat? because of the protien?
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    Do you eat cats that heavy lift? More protein, less fat.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Especially if you deep fry them.
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
    Full of high Fructose corn syrup.

    I heard if you buy the organic free range grass fed ones from whole foods they are good though.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,515 Member
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  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    Especially if you deep fry them.
    It's the BBQ dipping sauce that gets you!
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Especially stuffed with bacon and cheese and then deep fried. They're like a bajillion calories.
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