Only One Pound Poem

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I am celebrating losing one pound this week. Everytime I have a one pound week I am reminded of this poem.

“Only 1 Pound”

Hello, do you know me? If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat, And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;

I'm ONLY 1 POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose 3 pounds, 5 pounds, or 15 pounds, but never only 1.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to 10, 20, 30 or even more pounds in weight.

Yes, it's FUN being ONLY 1 POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your Arms, your Legs, your Chin, your Hips, your Belly and every part of you.
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!

- Author Unknown

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  • VeryKerri
    VeryKerri Posts: 359 Member
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    Bump!
  • ❤B☩❤
    ❤B☩❤ Posts: 634
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    Thanks for sharing!! I love it! This the the pound that I lost THIS morning and YESTERDAY morning. We will beat this thing ONE POUND (or the offspring of the POUND; 1/2 pound!) at a time! :flowerforyou:
  • Holton
    Holton Posts: 1,018
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    So true! And they certainly can A D D up fast (or so it seems!). Thanks for sharing!
  • Amanda_Bridges90
    Amanda_Bridges90 Posts: 33 Member
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    Haha, I <3 it!
  • Paula_Addem
    Paula_Addem Posts: 80 Member
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    :D
  • cj0725
    cj0725 Posts: 28 Member
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    I love this! Thank you for sharing!
  • georgette70
    georgette70 Posts: 158
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    :bigsmile: Thanks for sharing...I love it!!
  • elmct57
    elmct57 Posts: 594 Member
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    bump!
  • msciccone1
    msciccone1 Posts: 288 Member
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    Love it! From now on I will jump with a pound, haha :bigsmile:
  • Elokyn
    Elokyn Posts: 448 Member
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    Awesome Awesome Awesome!! Fantastic post!
  • kath711
    kath711 Posts: 712 Member
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    Too funny!! But true!