Only One Pound Poem
fdobson
Posts: 28
I am celebrating losing one pound this week. Everytime I have a one pound week I am reminded of this poem.
“Only 1 Pound”
Hello, do you know me? If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat, And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY 1 POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose 3 pounds, 5 pounds, or 15 pounds, but never only 1.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to 10, 20, 30 or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's FUN being ONLY 1 POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your Arms, your Legs, your Chin, your Hips, your Belly and every part of you.
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!
- Author Unknown
“Only 1 Pound”
Hello, do you know me? If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat, And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY 1 POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose 3 pounds, 5 pounds, or 15 pounds, but never only 1.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to 10, 20, 30 or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's FUN being ONLY 1 POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your Arms, your Legs, your Chin, your Hips, your Belly and every part of you.
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!
- Author Unknown
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Bump!0
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Thanks for sharing!! I love it! This the the pound that I lost THIS morning and YESTERDAY morning. We will beat this thing ONE POUND (or the offspring of the POUND; 1/2 pound!) at a time! :flowerforyou:0
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So true! And they certainly can A D D up fast (or so it seems!). Thanks for sharing!0
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Haha, I it!0
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I love this! Thank you for sharing!0
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:bigsmile: Thanks for sharing...I love it!!0
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bump!0
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Love it! From now on I will jump with a pound, haha :bigsmile:0
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Awesome Awesome Awesome!! Fantastic post!0
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Too funny!! But true!0
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