Top 10 Ways to have your woman card revoked
Top 10:
1.) If you drink anything in a can only by shotgunning it.
2.) If you never shave your pits. ewwww....
3.) If you wear only flannel shirts.
4.) If your pants/skirts are always pulled up to meet your boobs.
5.) If you wear clothes where you mix plaid and paisley, you will have your woman card revoked.
6.) If you drink drinks with raw eggs in them.
7.) If you never gossip with your girlfriends about all of your problems and don't nag your significant other.
(woman card instantly revoked.)
8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a woman is not acceptable.
(When a man breaks up with you - get over it cause he sucked anyway, when your ex boyfriend(s) die - again, get over it cause he sucked anyway, unless their tears of joy cause you killed him, then it's ok, AND when you find out your ex-boyfriend slept with your sister/best friend/mom/dad/brother/dog cause he REALLY sucked anyway)
9.) If you wear a sleeveless or one sleeved sweater.
(Woman card will be revoked cause seriously, what's the point?)
10.) If you're not able to change your mind in a flash and go from one emotion to the next with no warning whatsoever.
(Well that's just your life card being revoked.)
I made this post for the laughs and at the request of the man card poster.
Don't take it seriously.
and yes, I am female... so neener neener neener
1.) If you drink anything in a can only by shotgunning it.
2.) If you never shave your pits. ewwww....
3.) If you wear only flannel shirts.
4.) If your pants/skirts are always pulled up to meet your boobs.
5.) If you wear clothes where you mix plaid and paisley, you will have your woman card revoked.
6.) If you drink drinks with raw eggs in them.
7.) If you never gossip with your girlfriends about all of your problems and don't nag your significant other.
(woman card instantly revoked.)
8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a woman is not acceptable.
(When a man breaks up with you - get over it cause he sucked anyway, when your ex boyfriend(s) die - again, get over it cause he sucked anyway, unless their tears of joy cause you killed him, then it's ok, AND when you find out your ex-boyfriend slept with your sister/best friend/mom/dad/brother/dog cause he REALLY sucked anyway)
9.) If you wear a sleeveless or one sleeved sweater.
(Woman card will be revoked cause seriously, what's the point?)
10.) If you're not able to change your mind in a flash and go from one emotion to the next with no warning whatsoever.
(Well that's just your life card being revoked.)
I made this post for the laughs and at the request of the man card poster.
Don't take it seriously.
and yes, I am female... so neener neener neener
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LOL. Thanks for the chuckle this morning!!! Needed this. This needs to be posted on The Betches website!
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hahaha, oh, wait.... does this mean I have to give up my one sleeved sweater?0
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plaid and paisley?
I think I just found my next derby practice outfit!
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It was looking shaky anyway ... but I suppose I should hand my woman card in now... this list proves I'm not ladylike enough!0
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yes, along with the acid washed overalls, LA Gear's and banana clip that I saw you wearing it with the last timehahaha, oh, wait.... does this mean I have to give up my one sleeved sweater?
but, but, but... you said I could KEEP the banana clip!! No fair!!! I actually saw one yesterday and almost died laughing. :laugh:0 -
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It was looking shaky anyway ... but I suppose I should hand my woman card in now... this list proves I'm not ladylike enough!
I will trade you? Watching Glee and Gilmore Girls combined with saying "Manscaping" got mine revoked. :frown:0 -
Ironic.
I make a post just like this and people cry me rivers of tears but somehow when someone else makes a post it's ok.
Anyway staying on topic.
I like this.
Thanks for being a cool person and contributing when others would just get butt hurt.
Much appreciated,
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yes, along with the acid washed overalls, LA Gear's and banana clip that I saw you wearing it with the last timehahaha, oh, wait.... does this mean I have to give up my one sleeved sweater?
Oh... are those not in anymore? :huh:0 -
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there are Woman cards?!?!?!
Why didn't I get one....
wait...wut....nevermind....
jus nevermind.0 -
Now this, this is funny. Funny is supposed to make you laugh. This made me laugh.
I totally do those by the way, but not saying which! 0 -
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It was looking shaky anyway ... but I suppose I should hand my woman card in now... this list proves I'm not ladylike enough!
I will trade you? Watching Glee and Gilmore Girls combined with saying "Manscaping" got mine revoked. :frown:
Uh, I don't do those things, sir!!!
Instead of handing in our fake cards, let's just continue to be awesome individuals.0 -
yes, along with the acid washed overalls, LA Gear's and banana clip that I saw you wearing it with the last timehahaha, oh, wait.... does this mean I have to give up my one sleeved sweater?
but, but, but... you said I could KEEP the banana clip!! No fair!!! I actually saw one yesterday and almost died laughing. :laugh:
you may keep it, but only if you spray paint it silver and pretend it's your futuristic eye piece...
Yes!! When I walk my dog at lunch, I'm gonna find it and do this. Just for you!! If I get pink eye or my eyeball falls out from some fangled infection, I'll say it was all for the love of bynsky.0 -
soooo are you saying i can wear ugg boots with a mini skirt??0
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#11 Grow Penis0
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yes, along with the acid washed overalls, LA Gear's and banana clip that I saw you wearing it with the last timehahaha, oh, wait.... does this mean I have to give up my one sleeved sweater?
but, but, but... you said I could KEEP the banana clip!! No fair!!! I actually saw one yesterday and almost died laughing. :laugh:
Oh.
My.
God.
Oh, and are "scrunchies" making a comeback? I saw a woman wearing one at my gym the other day. One of those big fat poofy suckers. LOL!0 -
6.) If you drink drinks with raw eggs in them.
But eating raw cookie/brownie dough with eggs in it is ok... particularly when PMSing. :drinker:0 -
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yes, along with the acid washed overalls, LA Gear's and banana clip that I saw you wearing it with the last timehahaha, oh, wait.... does this mean I have to give up my one sleeved sweater?
but, but, but... you said I could KEEP the banana clip!! No fair!!! I actually saw one yesterday and almost died laughing. :laugh:
you may keep it, but only if you spray paint it silver and pretend it's your futuristic eye piece...
Buahahaha!!! I am so glad I'm not the only one that pretended to use banana clips as futuristic star trek eye wear... particular since those stupid things would never stay in my baby fine, stick straight hair.0 -
It was looking shaky anyway ... but I suppose I should hand my woman card in now... this list proves I'm not ladylike enough!
I will trade you? Watching Glee and Gilmore Girls combined with saying "Manscaping" got mine revoked. :frown:
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4.) If your pants/skirts are always pulled up to meet your boobs.
Awe man..
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Comparing both lists I'm equally man and woman. Best of both worlds! :happy:0
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2.) If you never shave your pits. ewwww....
Yeah ... licking my wife's pits would be kind of gross if they were all hairy! :laugh:0 -
Comparing both lists I'm equally man and woman. Best of both worlds! :happy:
Right?! I can shotgun a beer AND properly match patterns...0
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