To those of you that have a longer second toe ...

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  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
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    My second toe is longer than my first, but I can pinch like a mutha F*ckr with them if your not careful!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Distinctly longer second toe here. And yes, head of the household and quite intelligent if I do say so myself (which I do, often).
    Does anyone have it as badly as the poor soul in this pic?

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    It's like the foot is flipping me off...

    That's so obviously photoshopped that I feel silly just pointing it out.
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
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    Does anyone have it as badly as the poor soul in this pic?

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    It's like the foot is flipping me off...

    Looks photo-shopped to me, but mine's about half that bad, except the remaining toes on the right are more proportionate in size. They're not as short.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one with toes like this. I really dislike my feet!
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    My toes are like fingers. When I wear sandals I freak people out :bigsmile:
  • brokebackmotors
    brokebackmotors Posts: 9 Member
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    And here I thought you were going to say something like, "...it's not your fault that you can't run that marathon. It's the longer 2nd toe."

    Can I use this excuse, anyway?
  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
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    yeah my second toe is longer also. it also means he's the first to smash himself when i jam my foot. he's like "the scout"

    so i call my 2nd toe scout
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    I'm in the longer second toe club!!!
    :drinker:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    You rock!

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    Plus, the powers that be claim that we are more intelligent and are usually the head of the household and in charge. I know that has always been my case - being in charge and the breadwinner - even when I was married.

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    So ... just curious as to how many of you this holds true .... Mythbusters be damned!

    Oh .. and ... wait for it .....

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    We should so start a group!

    Guilty on all charges.
  • Grundle_Raspberries
    Grundle_Raspberries Posts: 94
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    My toes are like fingers. When I wear sandals I freak people out :bigsmile:

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  • KJoy7
    KJoy7 Posts: 246
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    My Vice-President is in charge :wink:
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
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    It's called evolution toe, my wife has it and she is the boss.
  • Rivers2k
    Rivers2k Posts: 380 Member
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    Shows how intelligent I am I thought everyone's second toe was longer LOL. I always used to pride my self that I could pick up anything with my toes.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    A man once told me that having a longer middle toe means you're ugly.

    I was quietly thinking, no, it actually means I have your son spending lots of money on me and thanks to your comment will make sure it continues until I get him to spend yours too! Every. Last. Dime. the end.
  • jennfranklin
    jennfranklin Posts: 434 Member
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    Here I am! I can also move that toe independently! LOL
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I was told the longer second toe is a sign of royalty.

    I have it. Boom!
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
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    Well... Mine are but..... i have been beat down so much by some of those who love me....I'm not in charge, i do make the money...I am very smart.... but don't like to talk to very many people because they seem to know alot about nothing...
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    I would just like to say, I pick up a ton of things with my toes. Carry on.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I would just like to say, I pick up a ton of things with my toes. Carry on.

    Me too, I thought everyone did?
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    I would just like to say, I pick up a ton of things with my toes. Carry on.

    Me too, I thought everyone did?
    nope. only amazingly BA chicks do it.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I would just like to say, I pick up a ton of things with my toes. Carry on.

    Me too, I thought everyone did?
    nope. only amazingly BA chicks do it.

    Negative.

    Guys do it too.

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