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Anyone gone Pirate Grog?

Posts: 22,281 Member
edited January 20 in Chit-Chat
I wanna do the pirate diet. I think it would include Captain Morgans and the big turkey legs that Captain Jack sparrow swung past on a chandelier on the last Pirates of the Carribean Movie. What else am I missing?

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  • Posts: 2,780 Member
    No. Because scurvy.
  • Posts: 772 Member
    Rum
  • Posts: 4,733 Member
    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    shiver me timbers!

    :angry:
  • I'm in!
  • Posts: 9,026 Member
    Rum

    why is it gone!?
  • Then I want to do the chocolate diet too.
  • Posts: 3,677 Member
    Hard tack.

    I forget if that's a direction or a food group.
  • Posts: 6,803 Member
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  • Posts: 684 Member
    Rum

    That would be the Captain's Morgan
  • Posts: 3,614 Member
    You know OP this should really be in the Food and Nutrition section.


    The first couple of weeks at sea was full of meat, cheese, fresh veggies, eggs, and you name it. After that the food slowly but surely started to spoil, rot, mold and go rancid. That's why most of the food in storage was either dry beans, pickled food or salted food like salted meat. The quality and variety of the food was certainly found lacking after a few months at sea. Chickens were kept for the eggs until they were eaten or died. Cows were kept for the milk until the food supply for the cow had depleted. When the cow no longer had food to live, it was then time to eat the cow.

    The meat was frequently rotten and it was very common to see maggots. The bread was full of weevils, even the hardtack sea biscuits which usually lasted for up to 12 months if kept dry. Pirates were known to catch a sea turtle here and there which was a welcomed meal. Bones from everything was kept to make Pirate Bone Soup for when the going got rough.

    Galley cooks were known to use a lot of herbs and spices to cover up the taste of spoiled ingredients. Vegetables and meat were usually pickled or salted to preserve the food. Ships on long voyages relied on biscuits, dried beans and salted beef to live. Without proper food, many sailors got sick and died of scurvy.

    Now, having said all that; it must also be said that in the Mediterranean Sea, ships were never far from a pirate haven, the crew would land as often as possible and could stock up on food - they could also eat and drink as much as they wanted while on land.
  • Posts: 406 Member
    No. Because scurvy.

    Rum with lime and you are sorted.
  • Posts: 234 Member
    pirate diet sounds good. i think we could all lose a few pounds by chopping off a leg and replacing it with a peg, also.
  • Posts: 802 Member
    pirate diet sounds good. i think we could all lose a few pounds by chopping off a leg and replacing it with a peg, also.

    YES!!!! *Searches for hacksaw in the shed*
  • Posts: 247 Member
    All the seafood you want.
  • Posts: 1,914 Member
    ...and a bit of poontang, when in port
  • Posts: 519 Member
    If the Cap't in it, I'm so there!!! If theres rum who cares bout a lil scurvy?
  • if I could look like Penelope Cruz after being on the diet, I'm in...
  • Posts: 247 Member
    If you want to know what scurvy looks like, look at Keith Richards.
  • Posts: 399 Member
    I wanna do the pirate diet. I think it would include Captain Morgans and the big turkey legs that Captain Jack sparrow swung past on a chandelier on the last Pirates of the Carribean Movie. What else am I missing?

    *Real* pirates wouldn't touch a bottle of Captain Morgan's unless it was the last one on the shelf. I'll take a bottle of Pyrat Cask 1623... sure it's about $290 a bottle, but pirates can afford it. :wink:
  • Posts: 684 Member
    ...and a bit of poontang, when in port

    poontang pie?
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    Hard tack.

    I forget if that's a direction or a food group.
    i thought it was a biscuit i ate on vacation?
  • Posts: 22,281 Member

    Rum with lime and you are sorted.

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaand BINGO!! Thread winner for knowing the exact recipe and USAGE for Grog. Congratulations you win.....nothing!
  • Posts: 2,474 Member
    Johnny Depp...Rum...Pirates.....I know what I hope to dream about tonight....:heart:
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    Johnny Depp...Rum...Pirates.....I know what I hope to dream about tonight....:heart:

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  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    You know OP this should really be in the Food and Nutrition section.


    The first couple of weeks at sea was full of meat, cheese, fresh veggies, eggs, and you name it. After that the food slowly but surely started to spoil, rot, mold and go rancid. That's why most of the food in storage was either dry beans, pickled food or salted food like salted meat. The quality and variety of the food was certainly found lacking after a few months at sea. Chickens were kept for the eggs until they were eaten or died. Cows were kept for the milk until the food supply for the cow had depleted. When the cow no longer had food to live, it was then time to eat the cow.

    The meat was frequently rotten and it was very common to see maggots. The bread was full of weevils, even the hardtack sea biscuits which usually lasted for up to 12 months if kept dry. Pirates were known to catch a sea turtle here and there which was a welcomed meal. Bones from everything was kept to make Pirate Bone Soup for when the going got rough.

    Galley cooks were known to use a lot of herbs and spices to cover up the taste of spoiled ingredients. Vegetables and meat were usually pickled or salted to preserve the food. Ships on long voyages relied on biscuits, dried beans and salted beef to live. Without proper food, many sailors got sick and died of scurvy.

    Now, having said all that; it must also be said that in the Mediterranean Sea, ships were never far from a pirate haven, the crew would land as often as possible and could stock up on food - they could also eat and drink as much as they wanted while on land.


    Sooooooooooo............Intermittent Fasting!
  • Posts: 22,281 Member

    *Real* pirates wouldn't touch a bottle of Captain Morgan's unless it was the last one on the shelf. I'll take a bottle of Pyrat Cask 1623... sure it's about $290 a bottle, but pirates can afford it. :wink:

    I'm surprised no one mentioned the Kraken.

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  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    if I could look like Penelope Cruz after being on the diet, I'm in...

    pirates_cruz_300x400.jpg DURING
    Penelope_Cruz.jpgAFTER
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  • Posts: 399 Member

    I'm surprised no one mentioned the Kraken.

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    OK... I can do Kraken :)

    Ever tried Ten Cane? Sweet, smooth, and makes the best rum cake EVAR!
  • Posts: 7,162 Member
    Here for the rum.....?? Is there any left?
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