Gummy Bear Implants...

theCarlton
theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
edited January 20 in Chit-Chat
Saw this as an ad right here on MFP. Who DOESN'T want breasts that are good enough to eat? Make mine Haribo!
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(two biggest things)

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  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    I'm not a big fan of gummy bears. Swedish Fish implants.... now those I'd consider.
  • mojo75
    mojo75 Posts: 314 Member
    If i found a woman with sour patch kid implants I would be buying her a diamond on the spot!!!!
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    I'm not a big fan of gummy bears. Swedish Fish implants.... now those I'd consider.
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    Get them with lights.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Saw this as an ad right here on MFP. Who DOESN'T want breasts that are good enough to eat? Make mine Haribo!
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    (two biggest things)

    combining two of the greatest things on this planet like this is a stroke of genius.

    would marry.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    If i found a woman with sour patch kid implants I would be buying her a diamond on the spot!!!!
    Yuck... Sweedish Fish and Gummy Bears

    Yum... Sour Patch kids

    First they're sour, and then they're sweet ^_^
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    If i found a woman with sour patch kid implants I would be buying her a diamond on the spot!!!!
    These would be very moody breasts. The whole sour then sweet thing. You'd have to really take your time.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Would eat.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    If i found a woman with sour patch kid implants I would be buying her a diamond on the spot!!!!
    These would be very moody breasts. The whole sour then sweet thing. You'd have to really take your time.

    So where's the difference from natural?
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    If i found a woman with sour patch kid implants I would be buying her a diamond on the spot!!!!
    These would be very moody breasts. The whole sour then sweet thing. You'd have to really take your time.
    I see nothing wrong with taking time ^_^
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Oh, no, nothing wrong at all.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    do they come in different flavors?
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    do they come in different flavors?
    Of course. They have to.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    My ad is for brown rice Triskets.

    FML

    :indifferent:
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    My ad is for brown rice Triskets.

    FML

    :indifferent:
    No. People can't make implants out of those.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    This ad has a picture of the gummy bear with the implant.
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  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    If I had gummi bear implants I would never leave the house except to go to the dentist.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Do you think they dissolve in water?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Red Swedish Fish Candy Breasts for me please!
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Do you think they dissolve in water?
    I hope not. That would be devastating.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Let me get this straight. Are they breast implants that dispense gummy bears. Like Pez dispensers? Because that would make me very happy. And fat. Very fat
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Do you think that one could get the jumbotron gummies as implants? I saw a 5-lb gummy bear.
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    I am definitely saving up for the sour gummy worms!
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