Let's get an HONEST Hot/Not/Rate thread going.

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  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    @sgt: I will invite you to my house after you "accidently" break down your car in front of my house. Offer you with some wine. Oops, did I dropped something in that wine? Oh well, would be a waste to throw it away and I don't wanna not offer the wine to my "guest".

    Oh noes, did he lose consciousness? I should take him someplace... like my basement.

    I am no doctor but I think the remedy to whatever has happened to him requires me feeding him my cats hair and toe nail clippings while watching him cry. I hear they take out all the poison from the body via their tears.

    I might eevn let you grow a beard. I think that looks dashing on you. Plus, this way it won't be weird when I lick your beard over and over and over again. It'll be me just cleaning your beard now!

    I should be scared instead.. i am driving toward your house almost out of gas..
  • advancado
    advancado Posts: 18
    I'm perfect.

    I wouldn't say perfect...I'd say....do-able.



    Are you sure?
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I'm perfect.

    I wouldn't say perfect...I'd say....do-able.



    Are you sure?

    Dude hot chick said you are doable .. take it don't question it.
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    I'm perfect.
    I wouldn't say perfect...I'd say....do-able.
    Are you sure?

    It's difficult. There's this cloudy ego in the way! :3
  • advancado
    advancado Posts: 18
    I'm perfect.

    I wouldn't say perfect...I'd say....do-able.



    Are you sure?

    Dude hot chick said you are doable .. take it don't question it.



    I need her to say I'm perfect.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    @sgt: I will invite you to my house after you "accidently" break down your car in front of my house. Offer you with some wine. Oops, did I dropped something in that wine? Oh well, would be a waste to throw it away and I don't wanna not offer the wine to my "guest".

    Oh noes, did he lose consciousness? I should take him someplace... like my basement.

    I am no doctor but I think the remedy to whatever has happened to him requires me feeding him my cats hair and toe nail clippings while watching him cry. I hear they take out all the poison from the body via their tears.

    I might eevn let you grow a beard. I think that looks dashing on you. Plus, this way it won't be weird when I lick your beard over and over and over again. It'll be me just cleaning your beard now!

    I should be scared instead.. i am driving toward your house almost out of gas..

    pliers, drills and NaOH?
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I'm perfect.

    I wouldn't say perfect...I'd say....do-able.

    I will right click save your photos. Take them down to Kinkos, Make them into cieling paper and stare at you while I sleep at night.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    *ding dong**

    excuse me can i use your phone my car broke down on the way back from the gym
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    Yep. Completely aroused now. Carry on guys. :drinker:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I'm perfect.

    I wouldn't say perfect...I'd say....do-able.



    Are you sure?

    Dude hot chick said you are doable .. take it don't question it.



    I need her to say I'm perfect.

    advancado looks like gay Benicio del toro...
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I'm perfect.

    Would shave his head and give his hair back to Justin Bieber.
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    I need her to say I'm perfect.

    Wow. High maintainance!
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    advancado looks like Clay Akin and Olver twist had child and raised him goth
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    I will right click save your photos. Take them down to Kinkos, Make them into cieling paper and stare at you while I sleep at night.

    I will look forward to that
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I will right click save your photos. Take them down to Kinkos, Make them into cieling paper and stare at you while I sleep at night.

    I will look forward to that

    yes but can you reach the ceiling with your fluids.. I can :)
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    Would shave his head and give his hair back to Justin Bieber.

    That's it! Shave him and I'll f*** him.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    Would shave his head and give his hair back to Justin Bieber.

    That's it! Shave him and I'll f*** him.

    With a strap on
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    I will right click save your photos. Take them down to Kinkos, Make them into cieling paper and stare at you while I sleep at night.

    I will look forward to that

    yes but can you reach the ceiling with your fluids.. I can :)

    The word fluids upset me a little. That's ok. It's not how far they go sweetheart - no one wants the perfect conception!
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    Would shave his head and give his hair back to Justin Bieber.

    That's it! Shave him and I'll f*** him.
    With a strap on

    If that's what your into. I was just gonna sit on his face.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I will right click save your photos. Take them down to Kinkos, Make them into cieling paper and stare at you while I sleep at night.

    I will look forward to that

    yes but can you reach the ceiling with your fluids.. I can :)

    The word fluids upset me a little. That's ok. It's not how far they go sweetheart - no one wants the perfect conception!

    oh *tips his hat* sorry ma lady to upset.. what word would you prefer
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    The word fluids upset me a little. That's ok. It's not how far they go sweetheart - no one wants the perfect conception!

    oh *tips his hat* sorry ma lady to upset.. what word would you prefer
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    Lol fluids sounds very robotic. How about....money?
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    The word fluids upset me a little. That's ok. It's not how far they go sweetheart - no one wants the perfect conception!

    oh *tips his hat* sorry ma lady to upset.. what word would you prefer

    Lol fluids sounds very robotic. How about....money?
    [/quote]

    or Man Honey lol
  • iwillbetinytea
    iwillbetinytea Posts: 264 Member
    Lol fluids sounds very robotic. How about....money?

    or Man Honey lol
    [/quote]

    LMAO! You got it in one. You wordsmith you.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    Yeah me.. i am using man honey from now on
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    The word fluids upset me a little. That's ok. It's not how far they go sweetheart - no one wants the perfect conception!

    oh *tips his hat* sorry ma lady to upset.. what word would you prefer
    Lol fluids sounds very robotic. How about....money?

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  • nine2481
    nine2481 Posts: 115 Member
    sgtdub555 : You're too hot to hold but I've been known to burn myself.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    @sgt: In you basement he might endup covered with spiders and your entire body would get severely bitten by swarm of tiny spiders. Starting with your genitals working their way up to your eyes. Its nothing lethal but you will get swollen. The fluids from you will start leaking and I might just start collecting them. You see, theres a shortage of water and somebody needs to hydrate my guest after all...

    sorry all i heard was something about a swarm of mouths on my genitals and drifted off to a happy place
  • advancado
    advancado Posts: 18
    So far, I am being compared to some handsome men. Thanks a lot!
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    sgtdub555 : You're too hot to hold but I've been known to burn myself.

    I hope you are a fireman they know how to use a hose

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