Let's get an HONEST Hot/Not/Rate thread going.

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  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Wearing pieces of women... creepy or clingy?
  • TattednPierced
    TattednPierced Posts: 358
    Wearing pieces of women... creepy or clingy?

    True love.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    Wearing pieces of women... creepy or clingy?

    if he dated them clingy
    if he just met them creepy

    if after labor day.. its just no sense of fashion
  • JacksMachine
    JacksMachine Posts: 106 Member
    I think things just got outta hand....well done
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I think things just got outta hand....well done
    My work here is done
  • advancado
    advancado Posts: 18
    You're all so funny. Can you now tell me that I'm perfect so I can go to bed. Thanks.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I think things just got outta hand....well done

    we have been working hard.. well except for serena shes all wet :)
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I have never smoked or consumed alcohol in my life. You can't do those things and maintain a perfect symmetrical body like mine.
    Valid point. Though OZZY is relatively symmetrical his speach is just atrocious :)

    that's because he's a Brummie, nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.

    *exits before getting lynched by Brummies*
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    You're all so funny. Can you now tell me that I'm perfect so I can go to bed. Thanks.

    You are so perfect that i want to bend you over and share you with everyone here two at a time :)
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    its okay come sit in my van you will be fine
  • TattednPierced
    TattednPierced Posts: 358
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    Here, just come to my house. I'm having a special dinner tonight. Human fle- I mean. Roast beef. With some bloo... Red wine. Delicious.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    its okay come sit in my van you will be fine

    I don't want that little boy's *kitten*
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.
    Its all fun and games until you get paranoid.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    me paranoid who s asking me that.. WILL you stop touching me.. what was that
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    its okay come sit in my van you will be fine

    I don't want that little boy's *kitten*

    that was why i asked you to the van..
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
    "Sixty..... five?"
    "Five! Five miles an hour"


    That's what paranoia does to you kids. It makes you drive like your grandparents!
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
    "Sixty..... five?"
    "Five! Five miles an hour"


    That's what paranoia does to you kids. It makes you drive like your grandparents!

    that is from a stand up skit whos?
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    its okay come sit in my van you will be fine

    I don't want that little boy's *kitten*

    that was why i asked you to the van..

    But he's in there isnt he...
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    its okay come sit in my van you will be fine

    I don't want that little boy's *kitten*

    that was why i asked you to the van..

    But he's in there isnt he...

    nope just me a mattress and some brownies
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
    "Sixty..... five?"
    "Five! Five miles an hour"


    That's what paranoia does to you kids. It makes you drive like your grandparents!

    that is from a stand up skit whos?
    Movie: Black Sheep
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    *special* brownies
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    *special* brownies

    always
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    its okay come sit in my van you will be fine

    I don't want that little boy's *kitten*

    that was why i asked you to the van..

    But he's in there isnt he...

    nope just me a mattress and some brownies

    oh serena is in there too don't worry she does not bite.. hard
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    I am so ****ed up. This is effd up. I don't know where I am.

    its okay come sit in my van you will be fine

    I don't want that little boy's *kitten*

    that was why i asked you to the van..

    But he's in there isnt he...

    nope just me a mattress and some brownies

    Man. Van mattress. Brownies.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    To be fair in a white van special brownies might mean something entirely different :laugh:
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    He lies. I bite very hard. But they're all love bites. Promise.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    He lies. I bite very hard. But they're all love bites. Promise.

    no blood not hard enough :)
  • TattednPierced
    TattednPierced Posts: 358
    I've seen an excess amount of windowless white vans around my area lately.
    Either there's a ton of perverts on the loose, or the FBI are now driving around everywhere.
  • sgtdub555
    sgtdub555 Posts: 692
    is it the same van outside you house every night.. because i can just come in if you want

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